Need an easy costume

[InflatableBuddha]

So I'm going to friend's birthday party tomorrow. We'll be tasting wine and cheeses, and playing games.

I just found out I need a costume, but I'm stuck for ideas.

Help me ATOT!

 

[Crusty]

A waffle?

 

[Baked]

Nudist.

 

[Newbian]

A fleshlight.

 

[TallBill]

Office streaker.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Office streaker.

I came in here to post that.

He could wear a speedo, and hand out copies of the craigslist ad.

 

[Kreon]

Starfish Hitler?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: Baked
Nudist.

"Dude, put your cock away. It's not that type of party." (Russell Peters)

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: Kreon
Starfish Hitler?

Faaack...blocked at work. I'll check it out tonight.

 

[SirStev0]

I honestly think too many people overlook the guy dressed as a baby in the gross out category. I personally can not think of anything more horrifying or revolting.

 

[glenn beck]

Originally posted by: Kreon
Starfish Hitler?

this

 

[KeithTalent]

A parrot.

KT

 

[Redfraggle]

Get a cheap white sheet, cut a million eye holes and tell them you are Charlie Brown from The Great Pumpkin cartoon they did.

Next idea: Wear some sort of sports jersey you might already own.

Third random idea: Put a paper grocery bag over your head into which you've cut out a face and say you are dressed up as your ugly, deformed twin, but that it's too awful to look at, so you had to cover your awesome costume with the paper bag to avert mass hysteria.

 

[chitwood]

Originally posted by: Redfraggle
Get a cheap white sheet, cut a million eye holes and tell them you are Charlie Brown from The Great Pumpkin cartoon they did.

HAHAHA

"I had a little trouble with the scissors."

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
A parrot.

KT

:laugh: LOL, I guess I'll never escape this avatar now.

Originally posted by: Redfraggle

Third random idea: Put a paper grocery bag over your head into which you've cut out a face and say you are dressed up as your ugly, deformed twin, but that it's too awful to look at, so you had to cover your awesome costume with the paper bag to avert mass hysteria.

This is actually a decent idea.

 

[gorcorps]

Why don't you just go as your username and be done with it? More parties need an inflatable buddha.

 

[Coalfax]

Get a potato and a piece of string...

Thread the string through the top of the potato and then strap it around your hips, hanging in front of your crotch...

Go as a Dick-tater.

 

[ConwayJim]

don't make the same mistake as me...i mis-interpreted "Dress Up" and showed up as Super Mario to a formal affair...

 

[sao123]

nothing says EZ like a catholic schoolgirl... but um... ud be one ugly schoolgirl.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Newbian
A fleshlight.

Nothing goes better with a surprise party than surprise buttsecks!

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: ConwayJim
don't make the same mistake as me...i mis-interpreted "Dress Up" and showed up as Super Mario to a formal affair...

Already did Luigi at Halloween. But ROFL at your dress up story!

Originally posted by: sao123
nothing says EZ like a catholic schoolgirl... but um... ud be one ugly schoolgirl.

Shens. I'd be really hot, but then I'd have to shave off my beard, which I don't want to do.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: sao123
nothing says EZ like a catholic schoolgirl... but um... ud be one ugly schoolgirl.

Shens. I'd be really hot, but then I'd have to shave off my beard, which I don't want to do.

Make sure no one is going to be pedo bear first.

 

[her209]

Snuggie!!!