need advice? the docta is comin back at cha! answers to all your problems

[eakers]

well gimme your toughest questions.

*kat. <-- the docta is in

 

[ltk007]

Been there, done that, I still don't have bus fare.

 

How do you deal with women?

 

[hzl eyed grl]

<< How do you deal with women? >>


With sugar and spice and everything nice. A little kiss, flowers, and cards once in a while doesn't hurt either.

 

[Viper22]

How do you deal with that &quot;Not so fresh feeling&quot;?

Viper22

 

[Soybomb]

1.) Where do I put the body.
2.) Can you do some calculus work for me if I scan it and send you the pages?
3.) I need the winning lottery numbers for illinois.
4.) How can I make Miss Cleo keep from appearing on my tv?
5.) How does your success rate compare to my magic 8 ball?
When you're ready for me please notify me.

 

[Viper GTS]

Apparently HZL doesn't know the rules here. We talk, Kat answers. Very simple.

Have you brushed your teeth lately?



Viper GTS

 

[eakers]

how do i deal with woman?
well if im planning to court her, i flirt then ask to do something alone together then ask for sex.


*kat. <-- docta of loooove.

 

[Yeeny]

How do you keep stalkers away, that are starting to freak you out just a tad... :Q

 

[ltk007]

How do you break it to someone gently that the way they sign their posts (like this: Ltk007 <-- hates arrows) is getting annoying?

 

[eakers]

Viper22: shower
Soybomb: a) burn it
b)for the right price er.. i mean do your own damn homework
c)http://www.illinoislottery.com/
d)turn it off
e)me: more accurate than a magic eight ball

*kat. <-- docta of cuteness

 

lol
i wish it was that easy

 

[eakers]

gf: step 1. tell them to go away
step 2: notify the correct ppl (police)

lame-o: if you dont like it, dont come in my threads (duh!)

*kat. <-- docta of not changing for some lame-o

 

[eakers]

sorry viper: thanks for splaining the rules.
i brushed my teeth last at 5:30pm (est) january 29 2001

*kat. <-- docta of brushing teeth

 

[konichiwa]

What's up with crabs?

 

[Viper GTS]

Kat...

The teeth comment was a joke for hazel...



Viper GTS

 

[eakers]

pubic lice aka crabs can be cured by a simple trip to the doctor

*kat. <-- miss know it all

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Yes, Viper, I brushed my teeth. But, did you brush yours?

*Chomp*

 

[konichiwa]

What's the deal with this?

 

[Viper GTS]

Not since this morning.

Speaking of chomp, though, Sarah bites when she's bored. We'll be riding in a car somewhere, &amp; she'll take my hand &amp; bite it until I react. She bites hard, too.

For some strange reason I don't mind...

Kat, am I in love?

Viper GTS

 

[Viper GTS]

konichiwa...

You're a bastard.

Viper GTS

 

LOL
Question.
How do people let themselves get that obese?

 

[Soybomb]

BWAHAHHA Koni I didn't even click your link but I know what it is Viper an old g/f of mine did that......sometimes it left marks for a few days hehe.....a little weird now that I think about it

 

[eakers]

viper i think it is a sign of love
i often feel the need to just bite into my bfs hand every so often why? becaus i love him

you deal with that by diet and exercise.

ppl get that obsese many ways: food addiction in combination with having the fat genes

*kat. <-- docta is in

 

[konichiwa]

Viper

I know. I love it.