Need a witty slogan referring to music

[dudeman007]

Focus should probably be more about classical music and/or music theory.

aka a great old design was "Hold me, I'm a fermata"




GET TO IT!

 

[her209]

RAP IS WHACK

DON'T TASE ME BRO!

 

[dudeman007]

lol....soooo far off


but sooooo good

 

[FoBoT]

A 'C', an E-flat, and a 'G' go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

If it's not baroque, don't fix it!

 

[FoBoT]

Out Chopin - Bach in a minuet

He thinks Meow Mix is a CD for cats

"Who's your favorite operatic tenor?" Tom asked placidly

The all-girl orchestra was rather weak in the bras section

Violinist: A man who is always up to his chin in music

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

She can wrap her embouchure around my F-Clef anytime.

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

A 'C', an E-flat, and a 'G' go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

LOL.

wow A+

 

[dudeman007]

Bump for the early crowd please

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Drummers get the beat down.

No, I don't keep a trombone in my pants.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

What do you call a drummer who just lost his girlfriend?

Homeless

I can get away with that because im a drummer.

 

[Electric Amish]

I always liked the

"Music in A minor" with a picture of a little girl.

 

[StevenYoo]

What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.

 

[Syringer]

Reminds me of the B-Sharps http://www.geocities.com/simps...eferences/bsharps3.JPG

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: her209
DON'T TASE ME BRO!

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