Do it on real-life Matrix sightings. I see people who I am convinced are hacking into the Matrix from outside on a daily basis. They usually hang around in malls and movie theaters. You can tell because they wear knee length black leather coats and dark glasses, even inside. Most also have short cropped haircuts. Just today I saw a fat white Morpheus in the mall. As I walked past him I wispered, "I bring word from the Oracle," but I don't think he heard. Also I saw an old man sitting on a bench, and when I looked away for a minute and looked back he was gone. Obviously an agent.
THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!