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[Spg]

A buddy received this unsolicited email and wanted a smart ass reply to it. So I naturally thought of ATOT. Help a brother out.
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Dave,

If you need someone to do a write up on the race for the magazine, I will volunteer. Here's something I wrote about my TT ride...(only as if I were driving)

Breathe?breathe. My heart pumps against the five point harness, snug on my chest. Wish it would slow down?breathe. High octane fumes fill my nose as I take a deep breath from the air pumped into my helmet. Check the gauges. Temps are fine. The tach surges?truck torques with every rev. Dust lingers as the competitor in front of me dwindles away. I roll towards the start line?.30 seconds?breathe. I wiggle my fingers. Gripping the steering wheel in one hand, I slam the tinted visor closed with my other, eyes glued to the starting light. ?Here we go guys!? I scream, pushing the radio button. My voice vibrates in my helmet. Sweat soaks my skin. Silence. Hot. Dizzy?.breathe. Everything seems slow. The light turns green?

With a rush of reality, like coming out of a bad dream, I?m pressed against the seat as I mash the gas. All I can see is the light blue sky over the fiberglass hood. Time pauses again. Bliss. With needle point accuracy the bubble explodes. ROAR. VIBRATION. The rear tires dig. The truck surges, as if I?ve been rear ended?.second gear?I crack a smile.

There are other blogs I've written about racing on my sponsorhouse site....link is in my signature.
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Steve and Jennifer Johnson - http://www.teamjohnsonoffroad.com/
http://www.loopd.com/members/Johnson954/Default.aspx

 

[Newbian]

You would be better if you just deleted the email since responding to it will mean more spam.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Newbian
You would be better if you just deleted the email since responding to it will mean more spam.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Newbian
You would be better if you just deleted the email since responding to it will mean more spam.

Yeah. Only ones that win in a email war against the spammers are spammers.

 

[Spg]

Yeah, but it is his email address not mine.

 

[Regs]

Why am I sweating so profusely, I ask? It's almost as if I came down with some sort of spring fever. I earn for some water and water I drank. I drank, and I drank. Yes, I drank water. And when I was done drinking water, I continue to drink more water. Yes, more water. Water is clear and pure like a innocent 15 year old girl. Right, like an innocent 15 year old girl. By the way, would you happen to know this 15 year old girl? Uhohs, do you know this 15 year old girl? Oh - never mind. Water, I need water. Water drips down my hairy stubble chin like butter melting on a old potato growing fungus. Water, I cry out, I need more water. Almost at the point of passing out, the lights getting darker and dim as if dirt was being poured down on me looking up in a shallow grave, I bend down in pain and take one last gasp of air. As I extend my knees downward and cripple over in pain, I hear this sudden and most profound sound. It sounded as if an elephant extended his trunk and let out a mighty "toot". I gathered up all my courage, I stand straight up to look in back of me to see this mighty elephant that must of been in back of me, but no, no elephant was there. It was a the 15 year old girl that passed out behind me with this potent stench as if sewage drain broke loose.

Water, oh water, it never lets me down.

 

[Turbonium]

Originally posted by: Spg
Yeah, but it is his email address not mine.

lol...

 

[nerp]

Just say "your sample was of poor quality and you don't seem to know how to use periods. I appreciate the interest but we're not interested at this time.