Need a punchline for this sentence...

[Way Cool Jr.]

"I'm so weak..."

I am trying to win some gym equipment. Funniest answer wins. The answer has to be 15 words or less.

 

[minendo]

If I come up with the winning line I want the equipment. Not to do the work for you.

 

[GasX]

How is this one:

"I am so weak I can't even come up with my own entry to a contest"

 

[b0mbrman]

<< If I come up with the winning line I want the equipment. Not to do the work for you. >>



That's probably impractical...I'd be satisfied with a "thank you"

 

[Way Cool Jr.]

I already have a couple good ideas...Just wanted to see if there were any better ones.

 

[UNCjigga]

"I'm so weak...but not as weak as this contest!"

That's a winner, trust me!

 

[Psylence]

I'm so weak...I have to use both hands to brush my teeth.

 

[TomC25]

I'm so weak.....I put my hand in my pocket and I can't get it out again.

I'm so weak.....someone had to tell me about this contest and I dictated my answer.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I'm so weak, I cant even lift my penis without help.

 

[Dolemite69]

Men's Health, January 2002.... I already entered the bombdiggity punchline, so i'm gonna win... SUCK IT!!!

edit:::

like your name by the way.... RATT RULES!!! lol

 

[Way Cool Jr.]

<<
like your name by the way.... RATT RULES!!! lol >>



Not many people pick that up...

To bad Stephen Pearcy left. I saw him back in August with his new band and he still knows how to rock.

 

[RedRooster]

I'm so weak, I can't even hold my breath.

 

[GasX]

I am so weak, I can't even pick up the tempo...

I am so weak I get stuck in revolving doors...

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

I'm so weak, I feel lost without an internet connection.

 

[CStroman]

I'm so weak; I live in a water tank for support.

 

[Vadatajs]

I'm so weak I can't pull my underwear up alone.
I'm so weak I have to lubricate my optical mouse.
I'm so weak my terrier pulls me.

 

[lepper boy]

i'm so weak, I can't release my sphinter valve to s##t

or relax

 

[Logix]

I'm so weak that I make Leonardo DiCaprio look like Mr. Universe.

I'm so weak that getting into a La-Z-Boy makes me tired.

I'm so weak that by the time I get up, it's bedtime again.

I'm so weak that I have a remote control for my remote control.

 

[Moonbeam]

I'm so week I month.