Need a funny name (chemistry related)

[Mr Bob]

I need a funny name that is related somehow to chemistry. Any takers?

Examples of non chem-related funny names:
Bill Ding
Dick Hertz
Fanny O'Rear
I.P. Freely
Mike Rotch
Pat McCrotch
Paul MacOck
Seymour Wiener
Willie B. Long
Willy Shafter

 

[Phoenix86]

Lou Zerr

*rimshot*

 

[cirthix]

Tumach Friytime

 

[globalcitizen]

Shitium??

 

[Mark R]

Didn't the guy that discovered how to mine mercury have a funny name?

 

[Mr Bob]

Hmm, I dont see how any of those relate to Chemistry...

 

[Crono]

Arsole FTW

 

[Mr Bob]

Mercury is one of the elements that has been known in its pure form since ancient times, so we have no record of who first isolated it

http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/2004-02/1077578087.Sh.r.html


Cummingtonite is pretty funny.

 

[PingSpike]

Turd Fergeson. Funny name.

 

[chowderhead]

nucleophilic backside attack
IUPAC

funny chemistry names
welcome bender

Edit: I would then add: Amadeo Avagrado
Joseph Gay-Lussac
list of famous chemists

 

[Mr Bob]

My chem teacher is starting this online help session, that allows you to set the name you use. I figured it would be funny to show up with a funny name. I might just end up logging in using his name if I can't find anything really funny that is chem related.

Some of those element/chemicals are pretty funny, but I don't think it would make a good name.

 

[sao123]

Figure these out

Molly Cule - Molecule
Adam Splidda - Atom Splitter
Nuklee R Wessel - Nuclear Vessel (Checkov Joke)
Crystal Lettuce - Crystal Lattice
Ellie Ektron - Electron
Mark Eury - Mercury
NRG - energy
Nik El - Nickel
Ellie Ment - Element
Ice Otope - Isotope
Cal Seeum - Calcium
Bo Rhiem - Borium
Sally Kon - Silicon
Flo Wrene - Florine
Clo Wrene - Chlorine

 

[Mr Bob]

lol sao!

Molly Cule, Ice Otope, Cal Seeum, Flo Wrene, and Clo Wrene would all work great.

 

[sao123]

I like Mark Eury & Molly Cule the best...

 

[Mr Bob]

Mark Eury is a good one, but I think Molly Cule is easier to get.