Need a chipper/shredder that can handle a 2' thick branch

[Shockwave]

Like it says, need a jumbo shredder.

Also, and this question is in no way related to this thread whatsoever, are bones roughly equivelant to tree branches in terms of how hard they are and what is required to break them?

Oh yea, while I'm asking completely unrelated questions which have no bearing on each other, where could I rent a good steam cleaner to remove....grape juice, yea.... grape juice stains.

Thanks.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Just bury the f'ing body and save yourself all the trouble.

 

[Bulk Beef]

You need pigs. Can't help you with the stain. You should have planned ahead.