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[Pastfinder]

Always Carry a Spare

 

[minendo]

Pilot: I knew Bill couldn't hold his liquor. Good thing I can.

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Stewardess: And if you look out the windows to your right, you can see... OH MY @$#%, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!

ok, that one was lame I know. But I've been at work since 6am so CUT ME SOME SLACK.

btw, I like ending my sentence using ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

 

[bizmark]

[pilot on intercom]Well folks, sorry about the delay there while we switched planes due to that little malfunction. We hope to make up some time in the air...

 

[navyrn]

Ticket agent, "Would that be smoking or nonsmoking?"

 

[WA261]

"why does he always insist on landing that way? damn showboat"

 

[MadRat]

Next time just run the squirrel over...

 

[ElFenix]

i've fallen and i can't get up!

 

[Slacker]

How about this====><click it.

 

[Pastfinder]

Hahah

 

[GermyBoy]

That's so funny!

Chef: "And to make the plane really delicious, we turn it over, and brown it a little. Be careful not to burn..."