Need a bizarre gift for someone getting an ovarian tumor removed

[jagec]

Get her a 52-pack of eggs with a note saying "St. Luke Hospital regrets to inform you that item #52623-Human eggs (lifetime supply) has been discontinued. Please accept this as the closest substitute we could find on short notice. If you are dissatisfied for any reason, feel free to return your order, but there is a 15% restocking fee."

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: mcvickj
Dark\strange humor?? More like fed up humor. I wouldn't expect this from a Lifer.

lol...really? Don't forget, I'm a lifer. 😛

 

[djheater]

Here's my stupid mug. It'll bring a smile to her face.

 

[loup garou]

Get her a DS and Trauma Center: Under the Knife.

 

[0roo0roo]

that scene from the devils advocate... u know which one. mmmm ovaries!
so... it could be worse😛