Ned is still alive, he is just drunk. Can we have his pension?

[sdifox]

LoL two men took a dead body to the Irish post office and tried to claim his pension.

Two men take corpse into Irish post office to claim dead man’s pension

Deceased man ‘propped up’ by two men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning

www.theguardian.com

 

[cytg111]

Was his name Bernie

And. Can I has his stuff?

 

[sdifox]

Waking Ned - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[IronWing]

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken but he likes to speak
And he loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
Oh, Nigel is happy in his work
Oh, Nigel is happy in his work

 

[Moonbeam]

Nothing to brag about. We elected such a man as President. Even the stink is evident if you all nose what I mean.

 

[Bitek]

Feel like there is an old man Trump or Biden joke for the taking here