NC carjacking suspect clubbed with frozen turkey

[NFS4]

This happened about 20 mins from me :laugh:

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) ? Stopped. Cold turkey. North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman's car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday.

Police say 30-year-old Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running across the street to a Harris Teeter store in a town just south of Raleigh. Garner police say he began beating Irene Moorman Bailey while stealing her car.

Other shoppers came to her rescue, including one who hit Ervin with the turkey. Police did not release the person's name.

Despite serious head injuries, Ervin got away in Bailey's car and hit several other cars as he fled. But police arrested him a short time later.

He faces several charges including assault inflicting serious injury. Ervin was hospitalized Monday in good condition, a hospital spokeswoman said. He had not yet been assigned a lawyer and was to appear in court Dec. 30.

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[bonkers325]

LOL.

Stopped. Cold turkey.

 

[ViviTheMage]

haha, the new deadly weapon! frozen turkeys.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Was it a Butterball?

 

[jlee]

Outstanding!

 

[GoPackGo]

"oh the humanity"

"as god as my witness I swear I thought turkeys could fly"

 

[JohnCU]

lol i love this state

 

[scott916]

Oh MAN that would hurt!

 

[zoiks]

Was it an organic, free range turkey?

 

[Bulk Beef]

Was it bulk?

 

[HN]

i wonder if anyone's ever been clubbed by a frozen seal

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Bulk Beef
Was it bulk?

It would be if it was over 10lbs.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: GoPackGo
"oh the humanity"

"as god as my witness I swear I thought turkeys could fly"

Best WKRP episode ever.

 

[imported_apocalypse]

PETA is gonna be pissed at the animal cruelty!

 

[waggy]

damnit. we need to ban all frozen turkey's. to much death and destruction has been caused by them.

 

[Tiamat]

oh thats gotta hurt :laugh:

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Another frozen turkey on the streets... /Mr Pickles

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Bulk Beef
Was it bulk?

It would be if it was over 10lbs.

i hate both of these references with a passion. idk why, but the whole bulk thing and the diesel jeans makes my stomach turn

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: GoPackGo
"oh the humanity"

"as god as my witness I swear I thought turkeys could fly"

Best WKRP episode ever.

haha. I'm pretty sure that's the only episode of that show i've ever seen, and it was great.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: waggy
damnit. we need to ban all frozen turkey's. to much death and destruction has been caused by them.

Except that the dude didn't die from the frozen turkey attack.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
lol i love this state

I thought you were in Myrtle Beach? please don't besmirch my wonderful homeland with that cesspool of a "coastal town."

 

[Ika]

Dec 30th trial, sucks for him.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I hope it was a small turkey or it won't be thawed in time for thanksgiving.

 

[Tim]

One time I knocked out a perp with my cock.

A live cock does way more damage than a frozen turkey.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
One time I knocked out a perp with my cock.

A live cock does way more damage than a frozen turkey.

If you like whacking other dudes with your cock, that's your business