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NeoV

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This guy is freaking hilarious, if you don't laugh at this you aren't an NBA fan.

LINKY

I think this is one of those drafts that we won't really be able to judge for a few years.

Why did the Suns basically give away both of their picks?

Who is running the Seattle Sonics?

I'm almost positive that the Portland GM let his 13 year fantasy basketball guru nephew make some of those trades, that was nuts....but they did end up with 2 nice players....look for them to deal Zach Randolph and Darius Miles next.

Knicks? HA! What a joke Thomas is.

I'm guessing the Celtics are going to get Allen Iverson, and that Sebastian Telfair and Rajon Rondo will be moved in that deal...otherwise I can't understand them on the same team.

Jay Bilas is mentally ill.

Stephen A. Smith had no business covering the draft, clearly he knew very little about most of the players in the draft.

 
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"Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade."


amazing
 

Preyhunter

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
"Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade."


amazing

He did. If he doesn't watch it, he's gonna get called for a technical also.
 

z42

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
"Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade."


amazing

Pretty funny and accurate article. ^^^^ was my favorite quote.
 

iamme

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lol, Simmons has been putting out some interesting articles lately.....marked for later.
 

dethman

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
"Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade."


amazing

yet so true...
 

herkulease

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I dunno I think the blazers did some good. they got rid of some problems from past GM. they have up very little to gain 2 guys who can play right away and 2 that will likely stay in europe for a little longer. Granted they did take on raef lafrenz. they could package him with zack randolph and send them some where else. Paul Allen is wanting to dump the team and probably had the interim guy do whatever it takes to give the team a positive future to convince buyers they are not coming into a hell hole.

Dick Vitale, I can't stand that guy. I liked him in Nba Jam and that was it. he's annoying. and yet another hard on for duke guys.

Isiah as Stephen A. who can't doesn't seem to have a volume control has had some nice decent drafts.

But for some reason I suspect he's going to tank the knicks intentionally. after that one year ultimatium had go thte other day he probably said I'm fvcked, and is out to ruin the knicks and screw dolan.
 

weirdichi

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So what the hell happened to the Timberwolves? They traded their pick away to get a pick after them, who they could've picked? What am I missing here?