[Nautilus] Are you a Jerk? Time for a little self-introspection.

VirtualLarry

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I'm generally not a Jerk, most of the time, but I occasionally can be, if my core beliefs are questioned by someone's contrary statements.
 

BoomerD

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EliteRetard

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"Are you surrounded by fools and non-entities, by people with bad taste and silly desires, by boring people undeserving of your attention, by people who can be understood quickly by applying a broad and negative brush—creeps, stuck-up snobs, bubbleheaded party kids, smug assholes, and, indeed, jerks?

If this is how the world regularly looks to you, then I have bad news. Likely, you are the jerk. This is not how the world looks to most people, and it is not how the world actually is. You have a distorted vision. You are not seeing the individuality and potential of the people around you."

That's some bullshit right there...

If you've climbed out of the cesspit of modern society to actually reach for real human potential, it doesn't make you a jerk for looking out over the masses of immorality. Lust, greed, vanity, laziness, gluttony, etc. All the people wallowing in their own crap, look up and see you doing better, doing the right thing, working harder and smarter...they can't stand that and will do whatever, say whatever they can to pull you back down into the pit (or at the very least take advantage of you). This guy is trying to say that you're a problem if you're striving to be better. "Since most of us are down here wallowing in crap, we are obviously right...majority rules. You just can't see our individuality and potential from there!" Quite the opposite, it's the height of human potential that gives real perspective, and everyone can see the peak of human potential if they'd look up. The higher you climb human potential the farther you can see out over the writhing masses and see how little "individuality" there is in the pit of society, everyone lying, cheating, stealing, fucking each other (literally and figuratively), trying to amass more worthless crap and or brag about how much crap they have...whatever. You can sometimes spot those special people who have real individuality because they also decided to climb. Sometimes though, the place you climbed up has nobody near and it can really feel like you against the world. Obviously nobody is perfect, life is a struggle and there are lots of things that can make you slip...and the easiest way to fall back into immorality is to start thinking you're better because you climbed above it for a while.

Living a truly good life is hard.

I have no delusions about it...I'm actually pretty pathetic, I've only climbed up out of the cesspit a little way. I try to tell myself it's OK because I'm willing to help others up this little way, but the truth is I'm to scared, weak, and fraught with temptations to climb any higher. I've gotten comfortable clinging to my spot but I know that all it'll take is a little rain to wash me down. I've spent several years here in this spot (very lucky so far), and even when thinking about it I can't seem to muster any power to do something about it. I am definitely no better than those in the crap below me, but I can also see enough from here to know how disgusting most of humanity is as well. Those who have amassed the most crap in life still have collected nothing more than an ant hill of garbage compared with the mountain of life.
 
Mar 11, 2004
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Stop jerking each other off you circle of jerks.

OP, you wanna maybe take another crack at the thread title? I get that typing one handed probably creates issues for you but "Are you are jerk?" I'm not sure if that's you getting are and our mixed up and you're propositioning us, or if it was supposed to be a instead of are.

The problem with that article is it doesn't seem to realize that the major jerks are likely straight up incapable of understanding what being a jerk is or when they're being one. Their minds are incapable of actually understanding it. At best, they can learn that others view certain behaviors that way, but have fun dealing with those people, as they're likely to teach you that its not when it comes to jerks, they'll just jerk you off into being a jerk so just ignoring them jerking off is the least amount of jerking to come about. And they can easily jerk you off into a bigger jerk and then you'll just look like the jerk.
 
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"Are you surrounded by fools and non-entities, by people with bad taste and silly desires, by boring people undeserving of your attention, by people who can be understood quickly by applying a broad and negative brush—creeps, stuck-up snobs, bubbleheaded party kids, smug assholes, and, indeed, jerks?

If this is how the world regularly looks to you, then I have bad news. Likely, you are the jerk. This is not how the world looks to most people, and it is not how the world actually is. You have a distorted vision. You are not seeing the individuality and potential of the people around you."

That's some bullshit right there...

If you've climbed out of the cesspit of modern society to actually reach for real human potential, it doesn't make you a jerk for looking out over the masses of immorality. Lust, greed, vanity, laziness, gluttony, etc. All the people wallowing in their own crap, look up and see you doing better, doing the right thing, working harder and smarter...they can't stand that and will do whatever, say whatever they can to pull you back down into the pit (or at the very least take advantage of you). This guy is trying to say that you're a problem if you're striving to be better. "Since most of us are down here wallowing in crap, we are obviously right...majority rules. You just can't see our individuality and potential from there!" Quite the opposite, it's the height of human potential that gives real perspective, and everyone can see the peak of human potential if they'd look up. The higher you climb human potential the farther you can see out over the writhing masses and see how little "individuality" there is in the pit of society, everyone lying, cheating, stealing, fucking each other (literally and figuratively), trying to amass more worthless crap and or brag about how much crap they have...whatever. You can sometimes spot those special people who have real individuality because they also decided to climb. Sometimes though, the place you climbed up has nobody near and it can really feel like you against the world. Obviously nobody is perfect, life is a struggle and there are lots of things that can make you slip...and the easiest way to fall back into immorality is to start thinking you're better because you climbed above it for a while.

Living a truly good life is hard.

I have no delusions about it...I'm actually pretty pathetic, I've only climbed up out of the cesspit a little way. I try to tell myself it's OK because I'm willing to help others up this little way, but the truth is I'm to scared, weak, and fraught with temptations to climb any higher. I've gotten comfortable clinging to my spot but I know that all it'll take is a little rain to wash me down. I've spent several years here in this spot (very lucky so far), and even when thinking about it I can't seem to muster any power to do something about it. I am definitely no better than those in the crap below me, but I can also see enough from here to know how disgusting most of humanity is as well. Those who have amassed the most crap in life still have collected nothing more than an ant hill of garbage compared with the mountain of life.

*Looks at username, sees it checks out, backs away slowly*
 

Kaido

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Being a jerk is fun, in a bittersweet way, especially if you can ignore your humanity & anxieties, but I find that it requires far too much energy to maintain. I don't know how people can stay mad all the time...it's exhausting! Plus, I think life & its problems are already hard enough to also have to throw in being a jerk & dealing with jerks. I've fired several of my IT customers over the years for this reason, which is a pity because most of them know that they're jerks & pay amazingly well to compensate for it (because they have such a high turnover rate that they need to use financial incentives to attract people, lol), but it's just not worth the money when you have other client options!
 
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zinfamous

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I've never agreed with that aphorism. You might just live in a neighbourhood full of assholes. Or be a member of a stigmatised minority.

Furthermore, being an asshole oneself doesn't mean the people you run into aren't ones as well.

Guys, I think we found the asshole!
 

shortylickens

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Jul 15, 2003
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I've never agreed with that aphorism. You might just live in a neighbourhood full of assholes. Or be a member of a stigmatised minority.

Furthermore, being an asshole oneself doesn't mean the people you run into aren't ones as well.
THIS FUCKIN ASSHOLE GETS IT!