National Masturbation Month

[Brule]

In unrelated new, Kleenex posted record sales this month. Now Tom with the weather.

 

[wiredspider]

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I'm in.

and out... and in... and out...

 

[CptFarlow]

Originally posted by: Brule
In unrelated new, Kleenex posted record sales this month. Now Tom with the weather.

Along with hand lotion and Hustler

 

[Ricochet]

But...what if you don't masturbate like everyone does (referring to the technique)?

As mentioned before:

Some things are better left behind closed doors

 

[sandorski]

The idea of joining thousands of others to Masturbate is just so freaky. No thanks.

 

[randumb]

uh...what the f*ck?

 

[oogabooga]

:Q

 

[AtaruMoroboshi18]

What'll be the theme song for the event? "Beat It"? Last thing I would polish the knob to is a song by Michael Jackson...