Nasty Fridge Stories

delroy

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Nov 6, 2002
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Every one has one, here is mine:

My step dad lives in filth and one time i was spending the summer at his house, i got sick of it so i cleaned his fridge out.

In his vegtable crisper there was rotting fruits and veggies that were bleeding out mushy goop... but that isnt even the worst part.

In the very back corner was a head of lettuce probly older than i was. It looked like small, wet, green and brown scottish terrier, and when i picked it up felt like that old nickelodeon GAK crap.

It was one of two times in my life when vomit was actually forced out of my throat by my body.

I hated that day

 

Blayze

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In the very back corner was a head of lettuce probly older than i was. It looked like small, wet, green and brown scottish terrier, and when i picked it up felt like that old nickelodeon GAK crap.

You threw out Ol' Drippy? :(

anyway thats pretty gross man. I can't stand a nasty kitchen or bathroom.
 

Ns1

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Well not me but my exgf...

had a sack of onions, that she bought in september and put it in her pantry. forgot about it until june. tops looked okay, but the bottoms were complete liquified crap and was attracting flies and sht. it was bloody disgusting
 

AreaCode707

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Church refridgerators are the worst. They take on this distinctive odour that makes you not even want to open them, much less put any sort of edible substance in them. And there always seems to be this giant tub of mayonaise purchased some 30 odd years ago that nobody wants to throw away (maybe because they don't want to touch it.)
 

Yossarian

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Dec 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: delroy
In the very back corner was a head of lettuce probly older than i was. It looked like small, wet, green and brown scottish terrier, and when i picked it up felt like that old nickelodeon GAK crap.

as someone who actually worked on GAK I take offense at that!! (I also worked on Smud, Floam, and Zog Logs ;))
 

delroy

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as someone who actually worked on GAK I take offense at that!! (I also worked on Smud, Floam, and Zog Logs )

why did you put it in my fridge then !
 

oboeguy

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I had a mini-fridge in my school office, which I encouraged my officemates to use too. Hadn't used it for a couple of months when I realized some moron had unplugged it but left stuff inside. It took a looooong time with a garden hose (among other things) to clean.