nasty foot wart

[crazyjoekuta]

i have a big fleshy foot deformation. how do i get rid of it?

 

[Budman]

Get a big Klever & cut off your foot.:Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

if it's truly a wart, you'll need a very small surgery to get it and all the roots.


Sometimes if it's just a simple growth, you can have it frozen off. The doc puts this freezing liquid on the end of a Qtip and touches it to the growth. It freaking stings like hell, but it falls right off.



Other than that...


an exorcism.




*hmm* been to the movies lately?

 

[pen^2]

Dr. scholl's to the rescue! you will have to apply the liquid to the wart to the spot which will turn flaky form the salicylic acid (excuse spelling ) and you would need to peel it off... repeat the process till its gone. word of caution: dont try to use nailclippers to yank it out. you will be amazed how easily the wart virus can be transmitted... imagine having dozens of those on your hands

 

[reitz]

A real man would cut it off with a razor blade.

 

[pen^2]

Q-Tip doesnt really help (know it from experience) in fact the swell makes it even worse. on the other hand, i was given a treatment with some sort of equipment that resembled a blowtorch and spewed liquid nitrogen, which seem to be FAR more effective that the Q-tip approach.
crazyjoekuta: do you wash your feet often? is water in your area clean? the most important thing is you make sure you get enuff sleep..... believe me, your sleeping habit makes world of difference...

 

[thraashman]

If you can't solve it with a little concentrated sulfuric acid then it can't be solved. And if you do try to solve it with that, I will take no blame in the fact that you tried.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Become good friends with the owner of a wart-eating rat.

 

[Locutus of Board]

You aren't referring to that giant wart between your shoulders are you Paulson?

 

[cxim]

The best thing is to transfer it to another part of your body where it will be of some use.

directions for transfer:

take a clean razor or utility blade & make a small thin slice on the fleshy growth & on your small short thin "receptor site"

Put the two raw areas in close proximity, as in "in contact"

since this involves a foot & a short receptor, you will need crutches & lots of duck Tape, note only 'duck' brand will work.

after contact is achieved, duck tape solidly.

keep in contact for 4 weeks.

Then take another sharp utility blade & sever the fleshy growth from your foot.

The growth will now be gone from your foot & you will have an unusual device that you can be proud of.

ENJOY

these instructions are for entertainment purposes only, to enthrall your friends & soon to be captivated new GFs.

 

[Isla]

Why, oh why did I read this thread?

 

[Locutus of Board]

Now that is the sickest post I have ever read here.

And believe me, that is saying a lot.