Nastiest Energy Drink EVAR!

[kranky]

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt = Steven's Tangling Shitglob Ale

Coincidence? Hmm...

 

[kranky]

Hey, I worked hard on that anagram! No love? 😛

 

[2Xtreme21]

After my third sip, I had endured over twenty combined chugs of this poison. I began to believe that if there is a Hell, there must be an open bar there, and this is the only drink they serve. In fact, there may be nothing else there: No flames, no whips, no tortured souls howling. Just Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, Cherry Charge flavor. The rest of Hell probably looks like Pittsburgh.

Oh F this site. :|

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Ah, there's your problem. It contains Cordyceps, which is Ancient Greek for "sweaty testicles of an obese man".

Happens every time.

holy crap read what it says it does to you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Ah, there's your problem. It contains Cordyceps, which is Ancient Greek for "sweaty testicles of an obese man".

Happens every time.

holy crap read what it says it does to you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps

ugghh that is soo gross.
You're basically eating decomposed catepillars filled with fungi. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: kranky
Hey, I worked hard on that anagram! No love? 😛

Much love. Good work. :thumbsup: 🙂

 

[narcotic]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: ahurtt
And yet. . .you drank the entire can. . .

I had to. I knew it would be nasty but me and my friend are fans of things that are sooo bad. We did it basically just to say we did it

I can think right now of several other things that are "sooo bad" that you can have some more fun with if you want. 😛

 

[Eli]

LMAO I've gotta try this stuff.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself

Originally posted by: Kaspian

Originally posted by: Quintox
[Read this article
http://www.agonybooth.com/agon...article.asp?Id=0000006

Thats some funny reading!:laugh:

OMG funny is an understatement, thats the best read Ive had this month.. LMAO

LMAO!! OMG I'm dying.

I've gotta find this stuff.

 

[mindmaniac]

I can agree. I thought it tasted more like garbage water with a bunch of used cigarettes put in it. You're right though, it was all worth the comedic value

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
For a special treat , try some Noni Juice .

I like noni juice. 😱