NASCAR!

[n0cmonkey]

VROOM VROOM!
"Oh my god it's a bunny on the track!"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
BOOM!
CRACKLE!
"Holy Jebus! Did you see that accident?!"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
BOOM!
BOOM!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"A car just went into the crowd! Oh my god rednecks are on fire! It smells like burning pork rinds!"
BOOM!
BOOM!
"God save us all!"
CRACKLE CRACKLE!

 

[KLin]

"Tune in next time when a dairy cow wanders out onto the track!!"

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nascar = suckage!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nascar = suckage!

Not in my story. When the fire dies down I might finish it.

 

[BullsOnParade]

you want to tell me about suckage, i had to drive through the herd of them on the way home last night and to complement the accidents on the race track there were 2 on the highway by the racetrack.

mumble grumble rednecks mumble mumble....

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: BullsOnParade
you want to tell me about suckage, i had to drive through the herd of them on the way home last night and to complement the accidents on the race track there were 2 on the highway by the racetrack.

mumble grumble rednecks mumble mumble....

I had to find a place to park so I could eat today. There was some stupid samhain celebration in a fenced off part of the parking lot. Most of the cars there had nothing to do with the stores, just the little pen they could put their children in and leave them to the high school girls dressed up as crack whores without a hit to take care of.

EDIT: COMPLETE THOUGHTS MORON.