NASCAR joke

[rh71]

Have you heard this one before ?

NASCAR = Non Athletic Sport Containing All Rednecks

... don't shoot the messenger.

 

[PatboyX]

i hear people are getting angry becuase they are trying to nationalize it and "get away from their roots"

 

[royaldank]

Why do 'necks do it doggie?

So they can both watch NASCAR.

 

[amdskip]

Hey now, call me Redneck and I won't really care because I'm a die hard Nascar fan

Nascar is definately athletic. I'd like to see you jump in a nascar and drive for at least 3 hours at speeds of 120-190, you wouldn't be able to handle it.

 

[Izzo]

Not too long ago, I was driving along, flipping through the radio stations and came across a NASCAR race on the radio. I thought watching NASCAR was boring. How in the world could listening to it be entertaining?

 

[Aharami]

nascar reminds me of a dog chasing its own tail...round and round and round.....

 

[CChaos]

Originally posted by: Aharami
nascar reminds me of a dog chasing its own tail...round and round and round.....

This is the feeling I get from all racing no matter what form it takes.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

The difference is NASCAR has 43 dogs in a pack. Other forms are just individual dogs running down a road.

Edit: And there is dog racing, I hear Santa's Little Helper is at 99:1 odds.

 

[rh71]

I don't mind Nascar... if it's just the highlights off it on RPM tonight or something. I don't know how someone can sit there and watch pit stops and the occasional lead change while waiting for the rare pile-up in turn 4. Just gimme the highlights of the wrecks and I'm satisfied.

Either that or have more dangerous tracks.