NASA found something on Mars. Press conference on Thursday.

[Feneant2]

The problem is NASA gets excited for the slightest thing. They find a microbe that no one outside of NASA will give a damn about and party like it's 1999.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Curiosity says, “Don’t be a”

The person controlling it totally knew what they were doing when they chose that path. Humanity sent a RC car on another planet to draw a dick. What a time to be alive.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

The problem is NASA gets excited for the slightest thing. They find a microbe that no one outside of NASA will give a damn about and party like it's 1999.

If they find a microbe on Mars everyone in science will party like it's 1999. That would be a giant honking deal.

 

[IronWing]

They found a Saturn-sized hole in their Mars program.

 

[NoTine42]

Likely signs of water

https://twitter.com/hirise/status/994978590608441346?s=21

https://www.theonion.com/nasa-says-presence-of-diving-board-on-mars-confirms-pla-1825952567

 

[rh71]

/snorefest

 

[sandorski]

Organic Molecules have been found. Very interesting.

 

[IronWing]

Organic Molecules have been found. Very interesting.

I bet they cost more than the regular molecules.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I bet they cost more than the regular molecules.

They'll be in Whole Foods and Trader Joe's any day now.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Here's a useful link.

https://mars.nasa.gov/news/8347/nasa-finds-ancient-organic-material-mysterious-methane-on-mars/

 

[DietDrThunder]

They found that Mars has farted.

 

[tynopik]

they found another nothingburger

just call me nostradamus

 

[sandorski]

just call me nostradamus

If you are saying he was wrong, then, yes, you are just like him.

 

[WelshBloke]

just call me nostradumbass

OK.

 

[Thebobo]

"We found organic molecules in rocks from an ancient lakebed,"

Until we go there I seriously doubt we'll ever get that eureka life! moment or maybe the next couple generation of rovers. Should of been there already imo.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nasa-m...c-matter-building-blocks-possible-life-today/

 

[DietDrThunder]

"We found organic molecules in rocks from an ancient lakebed,"

Until we go there I seriously doubt we'll ever get that eureka life! moment or maybe the next couple generation of rovers. Should of been there already imo.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nasa-m...c-matter-building-blocks-possible-life-today/

Got to be able to drill down at least 3 meters in order to obtain molecules not contaminated by radiation from the Sun or from interstellar space.

 

[MTDEW]

#NeedMoreFundingPleaseSendCash!

 

[Darwin333]

The problem is NASA gets excited for the slightest thing. They find a microbe that no one outside of NASA will give a damn about and party like it's 1999.

That isn't really a problem, they are super-nerds. We want more super-nerds and when they legitimately find something super-nerd worthy we should give them their 5 seconds of fame. At least as much time as some dumbshit tweet that Trump sent out moments earlier. BTW, if they did actually find a microbe that would be "yuger" than all of Trumps tweets, ever. It would be so yuge that we would need Trump to come out and tell us exactly how yuge it was and how it was really his idea all along.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I thought for sure they found out that asbestos wasn't bad for you.

 

[Muse]

The geek shall inherit the earth.

 

[dud]

Whenever I hear that NASA has reported a new discovery on Mars I like to dust off my favorite Mars movie and give it a good watching:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062168/

 

[William Gaatjes]

I still like Mission to Mars a lot.
It has a prominent position in my dvd cabinet.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183523/

 

[Thebobo]

I still like Mission to Mars a lot.
It has a prominent position in my dvd cabinet.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183523/

Yep good movie liked the ending. Red Planet came out about the same time as hollywood often does, its hollywood twin movie syndrome. I liked it as well and I was happy when Benjamin Bratt was thrown to the abyss on mars.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Yep good movie liked the ending. Red Planet came out about the same time as hollywood often does, its hollywood twin movie syndrome. I liked it as well and I was happy when Benjamin Bratt was thrown to the abyss on mars.

Yep, red planet i also have.
At the time i was having a buying spree for any space movie with decent special effects.
I did like the story a lot less. But it looked very nice.

Speaking of Mars, i have installed DOOM 2016 again to play it again.