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Nap before the exam: always a fun experience

mdchesne

Banned
So I'm taking a 2-hour nap before the midterm, and I had the hottest dream. Drempt I bought a nice new 6-bedroom house on the lake and hosted a house party "while the winderbeasts were in bloom"... don't ask me, that's the saying from the verbal advertising 😕

And at one point I come in there and a bunch of old ladies are there having a tea party for some reason. Like it's their house. But as in every dream, you just have to go with the flow. So yea, I'm about to go outside and play lawn darts and their little white poodle dog (the classic granma dog i guess) is scratching at the door. I'm like "you want him out?" but they just stare there at their tea. So I'm like fvck it and open the door. Then they erupt and are like "Get my dog back!" so in a weird dream-only morphism, my lawn dart transforms into a single trquilizer dart, no gun, so I just biff it at this running white ball of fur and bam! right in it's head (it's all right, didn't die peta people). As I'm carrying it in, the dart falls out and lands in ym foot. Down I go. It's weird passing out in a dream... just...weird, you need to experience it 😛 SO I wake up and this hot young babe is standing over me na tank top and jeans and asks if I'ma lright. we get to talking, etc. and I tell her I'm having a house party once the grandmother's leave. By that time, they're gone and I make an @ss of myself to her, but she's planning on coming back, house party or not. oh la la 🙂

so yea, after the party kicks off, and the hot chick from before comes strolling in and I so totally hit on her. It was great. Then We walked over to some other house party where "kevin" was hosting. But when I asked if he had a keg, he said "man, I'm the kevster, we are all kegs here man" and two girls came out looking 14 and looking wasted repeating "kevster" over and over again and I'm like "outta here! HS party alert!"

So back to my house with this babe at my heels and the party's just getting get, we go upstairs...and then the ALARM GOES OFF
//end dream

don't you love when the best part is about to happen and something wakes you. Like a V-Chip in your mind!
but omg, dream girls are so perfectly fine!!! mmmmm like hersey's kisses to my mind 🙂
oh well, here's to you dreamgirl :beer:
 
oh she was definately not a man. It was so real it's like I saw her before. maybe at a party or something but my brain just stored the image, not any realization and it took a dream to tell me "Oi! You got a babe back here in the mind closet! Charlie! Bring 'er out and put her in a dream!"
 
The only thing worse than having the alarm spoiling it is waking up for no reason at all and then trying to go back to sleep to continue the dream 🙁
 
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