Nancy Reagan's astrologer passes on

[werepossum]

If it's anything like the astrology you would see in the newspaper then her predictions or advice will sound a lot like what you get in a fortune cookie.

I dunno, I was out with my cow-orkers and git a fortune cookie that read "You should try harder to be a nice person." Never heard of a psychic saying that. (Perhaps because they don't get paid up front, I dunno.)

"With Mars in the third house and Jupiter ascendant, yes, Mr. President, it is an auspicious time to rape nuns."

LMAO +1

It was this, or 4 more years of Carter.

+1

This astrologer, is he insane or a Satanist or - you know what, never mind, I'm good.

I'm extremely meh about this whole story because (a) I loved Reagan and (b) this was Nancy, not Ronny and (c) Hillary told us she talked to Eleanor Roosevelt - and Eleanor talked to her. On the scale of crazy, a direct two-way conversation with the dead has to trump crazy wife's astrologer.

As an aside, we had a local psychic who sued Lowes or Home Depot because something fell on her head which caused her to lose her psychic abilities. The case was, um, dropped. Presumably with a red face, to accompanying laughter.