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Names that really irk you.

88keys

Golden Member
People getting creative with names doesn't really bother me but there are some new ones that really get under my skin and I don't know why.


Aiden is one that annoys me. Makes me think of some kid with a laundry list of behavioral disorders.
 
BoberFett. It almost sounds like Boba Fett, a name that's totally awesome. Except it's not, instead just a pale, shallow imitation of the real thing. It's like asking your other half to go to the store to get Coke/Pepsi, only to get home and wind up with some lame ass generic store cola crap. God fucking damnit I hate generic cola.
 
Get in the small loan business. These twits say their names and act like they're offended and surprised when I ask them to spell it. 12 vowels and 9 consonants.
 
Generally, anything with an apostrophe in it and anything where the parents just strung a whole bunch of random syllables together to be unique.

La'Dekekisha'Ohapiwan
Bri'Alkandenedy'Ul
Ro'Hynoptiquetu
 
Caitlin
Catelin
Caytlin
Caytelin
Catlin
Caetlin
Caitelin
Cayetlin
Caitlan
Catelan
Caytlan
Caytelan
Catlan
Caetlan
Caitelan
Caitlyn
Catelyn
Caytlyn
Caytelyn
Catlyn
Caetlyn
Caitelyn
Cayetlyn
Caitlynn
Catelynn
Caytlynn
Catlynn
Caetlynn
Caitelynn
Cayetlynn
Caetland
Caiteland
Cayetland
Caitlinn
Catelinn
Caytlinn
Caytelinn
Catlinn
Caetlinn
Caitelinn
Cayetlinn
Caitlinne
Catelinne
Caytlinne
Catlinne
Caetlinne
Caitelinne
Kaitlin
Katelin
Kaytlin
Kaytelin
Katlin
Kaetlin
Keightlin
Kaitelin
Kayetlin
Kaitlan
Katelan
Kaytlan
Kaytelan
Katlan
Kaetlan
Keightlan
Kaitelan
Kayetlan
Kaitlyn
Katelyn
Kaytlyn
Kaytelyn
Katlyn
Kaetlyn
Keightlyn
Kaitelyn
Kayetlyn
Kaitlynn
Katelynn
Kaytlynn
Kaytelynn
Katlynn
Kaetlynn
Keightlynn
Kaitelynn
Kayetlynn
Kaitlynne
Katelynne
Kaytlynne
Kaytelynne
Katlynne
Kaetlynne
Kaitelynne
Kayetlynne
Kaitlinn
Katelinn
Kaytlinn
Kaytelinn
Katlinn
Kaetlinn
Keightlinn
Katlinne
 
Stripper/white trash names for girls. I won't list them in case someone here thought it was a good idea to give their daughter a stripper name. No point in making them feel bad when it's too late to change things :^D
 
Stripper/white trash names for girls. I won't list them in case someone here thought it was a good idea to give their daughter a stripper name. No point in making them feel bad when it's too late to change things :^D

We don't deserve that much empathy from you.
 
Stripper/white trash names for girls. I won't list them in case someone here thought it was a good idea to give their daughter a stripper name. No point in making them feel bad when it's too late to change things :^D

Bambi? Star? Crystal? Brianna? Noelle? Sierra? Diamond? Jasmine?

One of those is my stripper niece's real name. :hmm:
 
Bambi? Star? Crystal? Brianna? Noelle? Sierra? Diamond? Jasmine?

Every now and then you'll meet some sweet Asian girl who picked out one of those as her western name, thinking it was cute. I worked in an office with a Candy and a Cherry. :awe:
 
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