Wading through 6 talking menus to find an option to talk to a person, and then, waiting on hold. . .
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Only to have them tell me that I've called the "wrong" department. :|
What the hell!!! I'm a customer, I called customer (no) service, why can't they just answer my question and take care of my problem?
I've got 5 words for companies who think it's a good idea to "save" money on customer service by: A) Making it as difficult as possible to talk to a real person; B) "Specializing" logically related customer services into different "departments" such as billing questions, service questions, service changes, repair orders, rate quotes, reservations, new service, address changes, cancellation, and any number of other things that a busy person would rather have taken care of in ONE phone call; C) Not staffing the phones adequately and making me wait on hold for 45 minutes.
Yep, 5 words: I'll take my business elsewhere.
If I want to talk to a person because the touch-tone "help" system isn't working for me, I should be able to press 0 and immediately be able to talk to someone. (I tell ya, there ought to be a law. . .)
There should be two departments to choose from: Technical support, and everything else. (How hard is it to train one person to change billing information, add a feature to my account, and put in an order for repair. At least the people won't be so damn bored at work having nearly the exact same conversation every single phone call.)
They should have enough people to answer every line on the first ring on any average day. (If the average hold time in the queue is 20 minutes today, that's not great, that's not good, that's not mediocre. It's still bad, even if it was 40 minutes yesterday, and an hour the day before. It's not impressing ANYONE! They need to hire another person or two.)
Penny-wise and pound-foolish, some of these companies are. Sure, they might think they're saving money, but they sure aren't saving customers.
Oh, one more thing to say to these fools making 600 times more than the people representing them to their customers who call: Copy everything from Verizon Wireless. They're the only large business that I regularly deal with that seems to have their telephone customer service s--t together (95% of the time, anyway).