Name movie characters that are pus**** even in victory

[darkxshade]

First one that popped into mind is that Sam Witwicky kid from the Transformers but then I realized any character Shia Laboooof plays fit into this category.

Censored out pussies just in case since I'm not sure if that word is taboo on the title.


/parody
/inspired by

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

garfield

 

[joesmoke]

lara croft

 

[skace]

Tidus

Woops thats not a movie (although it felt like one)....

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Colin Farrell as Alexander. What a bitch.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

puss in boots (shrek)

 

[Patranus]

Jack Bauer

 

[waggy]

First one that popped into mind is that Sam Witwicky kid from the Transformers but then I realized any character Shia Laboooof plays fit into this category.

Censored out pussies just in case since I'm not sure if that word is taboo on the title.


/parody
/inspired by

i don't think Sam witwicky was a pussy. i think thats how shia plays them. in Indiana Jones he tried to play a bad-ass and failed.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

felix the cat

 

[Homerboy]

Harry Potter (though I love the movies/books)

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

cat woman

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Frodo Baggins. Sorry but it's true.

 

[lord_emperor]

Everyone George Lucas casts for any of his movies except Harrison Ford, James Earl Jones, David Prowse and Alec Guinness.

 

[brblx]

anyone in the lord of the rings that wasn't a human. and most of them, too.

 

[biggestmuff]

Luke Skywalker

 

[Gooberlx2]

Harry Potter (though I love the movies/books)

This. I haven't read the books, but you'd think he'd grow a pair and punch a motherfucker out or something. Sometimes brute physical force is better than magic.

He needs to take a note from Lyra in the Golden Compass. She gets kidnapped and discovers this big child-stealing, soul-crushing scheme. So what does she do? She escapes, rides around on a massive polar bear with armor and starts a war. That's fucking balls.

 

[PingSpike]

Frodo Baggins. Sorry but it's true.

Sam was the real hero. Frodo was just a crappy pack mule more or less.

 

[joesmoke]

anyone in the lord of the rings that wasn't a human. and most of them, too.

srsly... i think the movie would have been much better if it was a trilogy about Sauron and the Nazgul tracking down and beating those fellowship sissys into a pulp

 

[purbeast0]

orlando bloom in Troy

 

[Homerboy]

This. I haven't read the books, but you'd think he'd grow a pair and punch a motherfucker out or something. Sometimes brute physical force is better than magic.

He needs to take a note from Lyra in the Golden Compass. She gets kidnapped and discovers this big child-stealing, soul-crushing scheme. So what does she do? She escapes, rides around on a massive polar bear with armor and starts a war. That's fucking balls.

Wait until you see the end of the HP storyline. Wusssssssssssssssssssssss. (though it is good).

FYI, the last book is VERY much worth reading. I loved it.

 

[Homerboy]

srsly... i think the movie would have been much better if it was a trilogy about Sauron and the Nazgul tracking down and beating those fellowship sissys into a pulp

That's an awesome point. They could make another billion telling the other side of the story. I'd say the should do this with Star Wars too... give me a the FULL Sith story, but even Lucas would fuck something up that cool.

 

[zinfamous]

orlando bloom in Troy

he's not a hero in Troy; he's supposed to be a damn pussy and I thought he was perfectly cast for that role. Hector, as everyone knows, is the real hero.


Actually, my first thought for this thread was Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven. what an effing wuss. horrible casting on that one.

 

[joesmoke]

orlando bloom in Troy

lol, ya. after getting punked and running away from a fight to the death, he beats the greatest warrior in history with what is essentially a bad shot.

 

[PingSpike]

I'd just like to say that if Paris was my brother and I were Hector, I would have drowned him in a rain barrel myself.

 

[her209]

Harold