Name a worst gift you ever receive

[CrazyPerson]

the worst gift i ever got for birthday was a dozen of pencil from my girlfriend

 

[SWirth86]

That was all she gave you? Wow

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
the worst gift i ever got for birthday was a dozen of pencil from my girlfriend

and a blowjob....

wait a second...

just the pencils? you got screwed

 

[JetBlack69]

A Minnesota Twins Baseball cap from my Grandpa when I really really really hated baseball. I only wore it that day.

 

[MaxDSP]

aunt gave me girls shoes when I was 9 years old...scarred me for life

 

[MichaelD]

I got a "congratulations on your engagement" gift a month after she dumped me. This was years ago. I had just started the healing process and that card/gift just ripped another hole in my already black and blue scrotom. :Q

They had the best of intentions, though.

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I got a "congratulations on your engagement" gift a month after she dumped me. This was years ago. I had just started the healing process and that card/gift just ripped another hole in my already black and blue scrotom. :Q

They had the best of intentions, though.

Whom did you get it from?

 

[rudeguy]

crabs

 

[notfred]

Clothes. Not that there's anything wrong with clothes, but it'sall my mom ever buys me. I don't want anymore damn overshirts. It's 90 degrees out. stop sending me clothes.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I got a "congratulations on your engagement" gift a month after she dumped me. This was years ago. I had just started the healing process and that card/gift just ripped another hole in my already black and blue scrotom. :Q

They had the best of intentions, though.

Whom did you get it from?

his mom

 

[CrazyPerson]

doesn't it just make you want to grab that dozen pencil and shove it up they @$$

 

[PsychoAndy]

Well dude, the best gift that I think YOU should recieve are english language skills.

 

[CrazyPerson]

sorry.. i went to a public school

 

[ElFenix]

an xfiles book by kevin j anderson.

first, it was my sister that was into the xfiles, not me.

second, i hate that author more than any other author ever.

 

[waggy]

the worst gift i got was when my father was dateing (she lived with us) a women that i did NOT get along with. this lady did not like me in the least.

It was x-mas and she was sopposed to pick me up something. Well she got a bag of chips and a 12pack of pepsi. I just said thanks and left the house. Latter i got back my dad said he was sorry and that he would do the shopeing for gifts.

He did end up getting me some other stuff for x-mas. I got a Cd player and small TV. this pissed off his girlfriend because she wanted a CD player (this was about 12 years ago). good thing she moved out about 3 months latter.

 

[Alienwho]

When I turned 16 my grandma gave me a book for 3 year olds based on the movie "The Lion King".

The following christmas she got me a towel. You know one of those things you dry yourself with when you get out of the shower...

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Alienwho
When I turned 16 my grandma gave me a book for 3 year olds based on the movie "The Lion King".

ROFL

 

[oniq]

Some girl once gave me $5 for my birthday..

 

[CPA]

One Christmas I got a Duran Duran CD from my wife's grandmother. this was like 5 years ago, and yes, I HATE Duran Duran and also at the time I was 28 years old. What 28 year old listens to Duran Duran?

 

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: Alienwho
When I turned 16 my grandma gave me a book for 3 year olds based on the movie "The Lion King".

ROFL

Definetly ROFL!

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Alienwho
When I turned 16 my grandma gave me a book for 3 year olds based on the movie "The Lion King".

The following christmas she got me a towel. You know one of those things you dry yourself with when you get out of the shower...

hahah

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

a cat5 cable

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I got a "congratulations on your engagement" gift a month after she dumped me. This was years ago. I had just started the healing process and that card/gift just ripped another hole in my already black and blue scrotom. :Q

They had the best of intentions, though.

Whom did you get it from?

his mom

Negative. An Aunt and Uncle that my Mom talks to about once a month, maybe. It was a card with a $100 check in it. They said "buy something for your home." I used the money to pay bills on an apartment I no longer lived in. SHE was still there, however.

Live and learn, younglings, live and learn.

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
a cat5 cable

not the greatest gift, but at least it is useful.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I got a "congratulations on your engagement" gift a month after she dumped me. This was years ago. I had just started the healing process and that card/gift just ripped another hole in my already black and blue scrotom. :Q

They had the best of intentions, though.

Whom did you get it from?

his mom

Negative. An Aunt and Uncle that my Mom talks to about once a month, maybe. It was a card with a $100 check in it. They said "buy something for your home." I used the money to pay bills on an apartment I no longer lived in. SHE was still there, however.

Live and learn, younglings, live and learn.

MichaelD, I wouldn't trade the most horrific day of my life for the best day you have ever experienced. You have painted yourself as a pathetic loser who seeks out yet more pain.

I have read your posts in other forums and know that you are not ignorant. Do you crave pity?

The above was posted out of concern for your best interests.