Naked man superglued to exercise bike

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JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

South Africa is battling one of the world's highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.

A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.


Thank you Yahoo for that appropriate picture. . .

So F'd up.
 

gwrober

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I don't think this guy's situation and the pic of the naked cyclists that Yahoo put up are in the same category....:confused:
 

buck

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Originally posted by: gwrober
I don't think this guy's situation and the pic of the naked cyclists that Yahoo put up are in the same category....:confused:

I think thats what the op was implying.
 

gwrober

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Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: gwrober
I don't think this guy's situation and the pic of the naked cyclists that Yahoo put up are in the same category....:confused:

I think thats what the op was implying.

Yeah I know, I was agreeing with him....
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: gwrober
I don't think this guy's situation and the pic of the naked cyclists that Yahoo put up are in the same category....:confused:

I think thats what the op was implying.

Yes, one is Fausto's nightmare, the other is his family reunion.
 

Luthien

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The could have killed the guy if he couldnt breathe well through his nose.

I hope they catch them and superglue their anal sphincters and let their rectums explode.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: Luthien
The could have killed the guy if he couldnt breathe well through his nose.

I hope they catch them and superglue their anal sphincters and let their rectums explode.

Seen the crime rate charts for South Africa for the last few decades? It's up about 200% since 1987. They probably won't get the guys.
 

SuperFreaky

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Luthien
The could have killed the guy if he couldnt breathe well through his nose.

I hope they catch them and superglue their anal sphincters and let their rectums explode.

Seen the crime rate charts for South Africa for the last few decades? It's up about 200% since 1987. They probably won't get the guys.

Should drop 200% in another 10 years... link
 

bignateyk

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Hes lucky to be alive. Normally muggings turn into homicides in south africa because the criminals know that if they just kill the guy they are alot less likely to get caught.