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Naked Bikers Hit Colorado Streets

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Naked Bikers Hit Colorado Streets

BOULDER, Colo. -- Protesters have been riding bareback across the country and world this weekend.

The inaugural World Naked Bike Ride was billed as a protest for peace and social change.

In Boulder, Colo., about two-dozen riders streaked through downtown. The group of mostly men were naked, wore G-strings, wigs or body paint.

Riders say they wanted to support peace and protest oil dependence and the conflicts it causes.
 
This does NOT sound attractive at all.

What would have been funny is if they had been struck in the nuts by flying rocks off the back of a dump truck. In that case I would have paid to see it.
 
Boulders notorious for sh1t liek this...

There used to be this thing where a group of 30 or 40 people would gather on bikes, go to each bar and get wasted and ride bikes drunkenly around boulder...
 
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
This does NOT sound attractive at all.

What would have been funny is if they had been struck in the nuts by flying rocks off the back of a dump truck. In that case I would have paid to see it.
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Sadist!

Nekkid bikers choose to exhibit their ballsiness, unlike you rice rocket passengers who wrap yourselves in colorful leather togs like little wussies who can't take a reall fall.
:|
 
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: nick1985
i hope there were no little kids watching that spectacle...:roll:
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It's a friggin naked person for christs sake...
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i wouldnt want my little kid(if i had one) seeing a bunch of naked men ride down the street on bikes. if you want your kids to see that, fine, but i woudlnt.
 
Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: nick1985
i hope there were no little kids watching that spectacle...:roll:
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It's a friggin naked person for christs sake...
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i wouldnt want my little kid(if i had one) seeing a bunch of naked men ride down the street on bikes. if you want your kids to see that, fine, but i woudlnt.
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I dont' have kids so maybe I'm biased but who cares? They're going to see it eventually anyways...

I hate this sheltered way of raising kids. Sex is ssooo bad, don't have sex until marriage. You can't drink until you're 21! Liquor stores and car dealerships can't open on Sundays...

This country is run by christians...
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
This does NOT sound attractive at all.

What would have been funny is if they had been struck in the nuts by flying rocks off the back of a dump truck. In that case I would have paid to see it.
Click to expand...



Sadist!

Nekkid bikers choose to exhibit their ballsiness, unlike you rice rocket passengers who wrap yourselves in colorful leather togs like little wussies who can't take a reall fall.
:|
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It may just be that one day I pull up in front of your house with a spare helment and tell you to get on.

1) If you are a wuss you won't get on.

2) If you think you aren't a wuss, then get on. Your seat can be washed, however bring along a plastic trash bag for your shorts.

😛
 
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: nick1985
i hope there were no little kids watching that spectacle...:roll:
Click to expand...

It's a friggin naked person for christs sake...
Click to expand...

i wouldnt want my little kid(if i had one) seeing a bunch of naked men ride down the street on bikes. if you want your kids to see that, fine, but i woudlnt.
Click to expand...

I dont' have kids so maybe I'm biased but who cares? They're going to see it eventually anyways...

I hate this sheltered way of raising kids. Sex is ssooo bad, don't have sex until marriage. You can't drink until you're 21! Liquor stores and car dealerships can't open on Sundays...

This country is run by christians...
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all im saying is that if i had kids, i would prefer that they wouldnt see such a spectacle. SHEESH...
 
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
This does NOT sound attractive at all.

What would have been funny is if they had been struck in the nuts by flying rocks off the back of a dump truck. In that case I would have paid to see it.
Click to expand...



Sadist!

Nekkid bikers choose to exhibit their ballsiness, unlike you rice rocket passengers who wrap yourselves in colorful leather togs like little wussies who can't take a reall fall.
:|
Click to expand...


It may just be that one day I pull up in front of your house with a spare helment and tell you to get on.

1) If you are a wuss you won't get on.

2) If you think you aren't a wuss, then get on. Your seat can be washed, however bring along a plastic trash bag for your shorts.

😛
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Eeeew, now I'm skeered like a little girl pissing her panties, you big bad ricer man. :roll:

If your nads are a big as your words then pull your rice grinder up in front of my house and hand me the keys. Eh? Eh? No confidence?





BTW, you DO carry training wheels for that monster, don't you? 😱


Pardon me for a bit, I think I have to go pee. 😀
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
This does NOT sound attractive at all.

What would have been funny is if they had been struck in the nuts by flying rocks off the back of a dump truck. In that case I would have paid to see it.
Click to expand...



Sadist!

Nekkid bikers choose to exhibit their ballsiness, unlike you rice rocket passengers who wrap yourselves in colorful leather togs like little wussies who can't take a reall fall.
:|
Click to expand...


It may just be that one day I pull up in front of your house with a spare helment and tell you to get on.

1) If you are a wuss you won't get on.

2) If you think you aren't a wuss, then get on. Your seat can be washed, however bring along a plastic trash bag for your shorts.

😛
Click to expand...



Eeeew, now I'm skeered like a little girl pissing her panties, you big bad ricer man. :roll:

If your nads are a big as your words then pull your rice grinder up in front of my house and hand me the keys. Eh? Eh? No confidence?





BTW, you DO carry training wheels for that monster, don't you? 😱


Pardon me for a bit, I think I have to go pee. 😀
Click to expand...


Leave my monster out of this. 😛
 
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
This does NOT sound attractive at all.

What would have been funny is if they had been struck in the nuts by flying rocks off the back of a dump truck. In that case I would have paid to see it.
Click to expand...



Sadist!

Nekkid bikers choose to exhibit their ballsiness, unlike you rice rocket passengers who wrap yourselves in colorful leather togs like little wussies who can't take a reall fall.
:|
Click to expand...


It may just be that one day I pull up in front of your house with a spare helment and tell you to get on.

1) If you are a wuss you won't get on.

2) If you think you aren't a wuss, then get on. Your seat can be washed, however bring along a plastic trash bag for your shorts.

😛
Click to expand...



Eeeew, now I'm skeered like a little girl pissing her panties, you big bad ricer man. :roll:

If your nads are a big as your words then pull your rice grinder up in front of my house and hand me the keys. Eh? Eh? No confidence?





BTW, you DO carry training wheels for that monster, don't you? 😱


Pardon me for a bit, I think I have to go pee. 😀
Click to expand...


Leave my monster out of this. 😛
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Dream on Winston, dream on.

😀
 
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