I just realized that Ralph Nad-Hair would advance his cause most if he just kept his sorry ass at home. All this travel is burning fossil fuel polluting the air. Tree's had to die to make his precious campaign posters. All those bumper stickers have toxic adhesive from big chemical chemical companies that are part of the Fortune 500. By buying this stuff he is contributing to the rise of those he is fighting.
Ohhh... wait a minute. Only the idiots that follow him must heed his backward rhetoric and he himself is exempt.