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Plifzig

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Jun 17, 2005
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...friggin' psycho!

Dates:
1. Uber-religious, not my type.
2. Girl has 4 other 'rounds' she needs to make that weekend. Later.
3. Pretty cool girl...except she proceeds to pull out a can of Skoal Wintergreen and indulges herself in a 'dip'. Later she says she's gonna go to the restroom and take a 'bump' so she's not too drunk to drive home.

WTF?

Luckily, I've found a great g/f in the meantime (via non-Myspace socialization), but geez, I was about to give up on society for a little bit.

Anyone else have any crazy dates they wanna share?
 
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amcdonald

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Feb 4, 2003
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I've used myspace to my advantage on occasion.
No complaints here.

One thing you should realize is that all girls are friggin psycho.. so this is in no way the fault of any particular website.
 
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iluvtruenos

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Originally posted by: Plifzig
...friggin' psycho!

Dates:
1. Uber-religious, not my type.
2. Girl has 4 other 'rounds' she needs to make that weekend. Later.
3. Pretty cool girl...except she proceeds to pull out a can of Skoal Wintergreen and indulges herself in a 'dip'. Later she says she's gonna go to the restroom and take a 'bump' so she's not too drunk to drive home.

WTF?

Luckily, I've found a great g/f in the meantime (via non-Myspace socialization), but geez, I was about to give up on society for a little bit.

Anyone else have any crazy dates they wanna share?
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Number 3 sounds like a keeper.

Personally I prefer Kodiak long cut, and throwing up after drinking just draws me back to the bar since I now have less alky in the system.

 
Plifzig

Plifzig

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Jun 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
Originally posted by: Plifzig
...friggin' psycho!

Dates:
1. Uber-religious, not my type.
2. Girl has 4 other 'rounds' she needs to make that weekend. Later.
3. Pretty cool girl...except she proceeds to pull out a can of Skoal Wintergreen and indulges herself in a 'dip'. Later she says she's gonna go to the restroom and take a 'bump' so she's not too drunk to drive home.

WTF?

Luckily, I've found a great g/f in the meantime (via non-Myspace socialization), but geez, I was about to give up on society for a little bit.

Anyone else have any crazy dates they wanna share?
Click to expand...

Number 3 sounds like a keeper.

Personally I prefer Kodiak long cut, and throwing up after drinking just draws me back to the bar since I now have less alky in the system.
Click to expand...

I guess I'm pretty hypocritical since I'm addicted to Copenhagen snuff. Still, that's not something you expect. I'll take a smoking girl over a dipping girl any night of the week. -spit-
 

Originally posted by: Plifzig
...friggin' psycho!

Dates:
1. Uber-religious, not my type.
2. Girl has 4 other 'rounds' she needs to make that weekend. Later.
3. Pretty cool girl...except she proceeds to pull out a can of Skoal Wintergreen and indulges herself in a 'dip'. Later she says she's gonna go to the restroom and take a 'bump' so she's not too drunk to drive home.

WTF?

Luckily, I've found a great g/f in the meantime (via non-Myspace socialization), but geez, I was about to give up on society for a little bit.

Anyone else have any crazy dates they wanna share?
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You're lucky if society did not give up on you already! :roll:
 
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iluvtruenos

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Apr 14, 2005
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Originally posted by: Plifzig
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
Originally posted by: Plifzig
...friggin' psycho!

Dates:
1. Uber-religious, not my type.
2. Girl has 4 other 'rounds' she needs to make that weekend. Later.
3. Pretty cool girl...except she proceeds to pull out a can of Skoal Wintergreen and indulges herself in a 'dip'. Later she says she's gonna go to the restroom and take a 'bump' so she's not too drunk to drive home.

WTF?

Luckily, I've found a great g/f in the meantime (via non-Myspace socialization), but geez, I was about to give up on society for a little bit.

Anyone else have any crazy dates they wanna share?
Click to expand...

Number 3 sounds like a keeper.

Personally I prefer Kodiak long cut, and throwing up after drinking just draws me back to the bar since I now have less alky in the system.
Click to expand...

I guess I'm pretty hypocritical since I'm addicted to Copenhagen snuff. Still, that's not something you expect. I'll take a smoking girl over a dipping girl any night of the week. -spit-
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I dip because with a mint there's no smell. Smoking stays on your clothes.

Plus, 4-5 cigarettes = 1 wad of dip.
 
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Buck Armstrong

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Dec 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
Originally posted by: Plifzig
...friggin' psycho!

Dates:
1. Uber-religious, not my type.
2. Girl has 4 other 'rounds' she needs to make that weekend. Later.
3. Pretty cool girl...except she proceeds to pull out a can of Skoal Wintergreen and indulges herself in a 'dip'. Later she says she's gonna go to the restroom and take a 'bump' so she's not too drunk to drive home.

WTF?

Luckily, I've found a great g/f in the meantime (via non-Myspace socialization), but geez, I was about to give up on society for a little bit.

Anyone else have any crazy dates they wanna share?
Click to expand...

Number 3 sounds like a keeper.

Personally I prefer Kodiak long cut, and throwing up after drinking just draws me back to the bar since I now have less alky in the system.
Click to expand...

I don't think that's what she meant by taking a "bump"....
 
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