MySpace Peeves

[Doctor Nyse]

If I can?t see your left or right eye because your ****** hair is in the way ? I hate you.
If your arm is extending from the camera that just took your photo ? I hate you.
If your page has every animated GIF on the web, all running simultaneously ? I hate you.
If you have some kind of emo/scenester affiliation in your name, i.e. [STFU] ? I hate you.
If there are more than 3 quizzes or q&a?s on your page ? I hate you.
Does your photo flash positive/negative? I hate you.
If you have punctuation smeared through your name, i.e. *tF'f'F'a'Ny* - I hAtE yOu.
If you post bulletins saying how bored you are or how much you need comments - I hate you.

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[Pastore]

Originally posted by: Doctor Nyse
If I can?t see your left or right eye because your ****** hair is in the way ? I hate you.
If your arm is extending from the camera that just took your photo ? I hate you.
If your page has every animated GIF on the web, all running simultaneously ? I hate you.
If you have some kind of emo/scenester affiliation in your name, i.e. [STFU] ? I hate you.
If there are more than 3 quizzes or q&a?s on your page ? I hate you.
Does your photo flash positive/negative? I hate you.
If you have punctuation smeared through your name, i.e. *tF'f'F'a'Ny* - I hAtE yOu.
If you post bulletins saying how bored you are or how much you need comments - I hate you.

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So... you hate everyone on MySpace. Congratulations?

 

[biggestmuff]

MySpace is my pet peeve.

 

[vizkiz]

Originally posted by: Doctor Nyse
If I can?t see your left or right eye because your ****** hair is in the way ? I hate you.
If your arm is extending from the camera that just took your photo ? I hate you.
If your page has every animated GIF on the web, all running simultaneously ? I hate you.
If you have some kind of emo/scenester affiliation in your name, i.e. [STFU] ? I hate you.
If there are more than 3 quizzes or q&a?s on your page ? I hate you.
Does your photo flash positive/negative? I hate you.
If you have punctuation smeared through your name, i.e. *tF'f'F'a'Ny* - I hAtE yOu.
If you post bulletins saying how bored you are or how much you need comments - I hate you.

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If you have a seizure inducing combination of colors or background picture, especially animated ones - I hate you.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Doctor Nyse
If I can?t see your left or right eye because your ****** hair is in the way ? I hate you.
If your arm is extending from the camera that just took your photo ? I hate you.
If your page has every animated GIF on the web, all running simultaneously ? I hate you.
If you have some kind of emo/scenester affiliation in your name, i.e. [STFU] ? I hate you.
If there are more than 3 quizzes or q&a?s on your page ? I hate you.
Does your photo flash positive/negative? I hate you.
If you have punctuation smeared through your name, i.e. *tF'f'F'a'Ny* - I hAtE yOu.
If you post bulletins saying how bored you are or how much you need comments - I hate you.

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If you use MySpace - you are a douchebag.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

I hate the advertising more than anything. I don't really give a sh!t about the stupid people on there, as I only use it to stay in touch with real-life friends. But I'm quickly turning into a facebook fan. If they can be free with little to no advertising... then so can myspace. They're just whores.