My WTF for the night...

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I was at the beer store after work picking some things up. There were a half dozen guys milling around and one middle aged lady. (Pics? Trust me, you don't want them) She was talking to the cashier about her cars... The black one was frozen up, she couldn't find the keys to the red one... so she drove the Lincoln to the beer store.

Cashier says (I assume he knows her) "Didn't know you had a Lincoln."

She says, "Yeah, that's my freebie. Heh... Probably shouldn't talk about that."

Cashier gives her this face.

She looks around at all the guys in the store and says... "It was one of those 'cash or ass' things and I gave him ass. Bad I know, but I was going to give him the ass anyway and he was offering the car soooo... I should probably keep that to myself..." She turned beet red and walked out of the store.

TMI... Very uncomfortable moment for all. But funny.

Edit: Late night cliffs...

Woman in a liquor store confesses to everyone that she got a car for sex.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Which beer store is this?

 

[Spacehead]

LOL

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Which beer store is this?

Just-A-Store.... Fairbanks, Alaska

Thirsty?

 

[Howard]

Must not be a lot of women up there.

And the first time I read through that I could have sworn you said there were black guys milling around.

 

[SophalotJack]

what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

 

[n7]

LOL wtf indeed...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

I take it you hit the beer store HOURS ago?

 

[MazerRackham]

What it do nephew!

 

[George P Burdell]

Certified [WTF] by ATOT

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

LOL I don't even understand wtf she was talking about and it still sounded embarrassing. Beer sounds soooo good right now...

 

[Kadarin]

Hmm.. Time for a beer run, methinks...

 

[Eeezee]

Weird middle aged women like that creep me out. There was one on the bus one time that looked like a librarian. She started talking about how she's a recovering meth addict that is now an alcoholic, and that her biggest regret was lettering her husband convince her into a threesome, which I just assumed meant that she got an STD.

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

I take it you hit the beer store HOURS ago?

please stop calling it a "beer store." you make thigns sound sadder than they are.

your story is depressing in the sense that a person with the means to post on forums sucks as much as you dol.

please redeem yourself by posting pics of hot local chics or just simply die.

edit: And sorry for "massively" confusing you by not inappropriately pressing the space key. GG op... Hightlight some more meaningless crap in your worthless child thread.

IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO GENNNNNNNNNIIIIUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO SMAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTT AND WITTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

I take it you hit the beer store HOURS ago?

please stop calling it a "beer store." you make thigns sound sadder than they are.

your story is depressing in the sense that a person with the means to post on forums sucks as much as you dol.

please redeem yourself by posting pics of hot local chics or just simply die.

edit: And sorry for "massively" confusing you by not inappropriately pressing the space key. GG op... Hightlight some more meaningless crap in your worthless child thread.

IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO GENNNNNNNNNIIIIUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO SMAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTT AND WITTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY!

:laugh:
Have another and post again.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

I take it you hit the beer store HOURS ago?

please stop calling it a "beer store."

We have a Beer Store...

 

[AaronB]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

I take it you hit the beer store HOURS ago?

please stop calling it a "beer store." you make thigns sound sadder than they are.

your story is depressing in the sense that a person with the means to post on forums sucks as much as you dol.

please redeem yourself by posting pics of hot local chics or just simply die.

edit: And sorry for "massively" confusing you by not inappropriately pressing the space key. GG op... Hightlight some more meaningless crap in your worthless child thread.

IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO GENNNNNNNNNIIIIUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO SMAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTT AND WITTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY!

Are you drunk?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Wow, and I thought I had a WTF moment today.

I had an exam this morning and halfway through a sentence, I paused and studied a word while wondering, "Did I spell that right?" and then, there was this voice in my brain that said, "Nah, it would be underlined in red if it was spelled wrong." Exactly a half-second later, I realized I have been spending too many hours on the Net using Firefox 2.0

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Which beer store is this?

Just-A-Store.... Fairbanks, Alaska

Thirsty?

Too cold to drive that far, and I still have a few beers around here. Their liquor was overpriced the last time I shopped there anyway. Of course, that was years ago.

 

[mallik]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
what the ****** are you talking about, OP?

wow

please stop pressing key son your puter.

I take it you hit the beer store HOURS ago?

please stop calling it a "beer store."

We have a Beer Store...

Same here. As soon as I read that I thought the OP was Canadian.

 

[her209]

That must have been some good sex!

 

[Jinru]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Wow, and I thought I had a WTF moment today.

I had an exam this morning and halfway through a sentence, I paused and studied a word while wondering, "Did I spell that right?" and then, there was this voice in my brain that said, "Nah, it would be underlined in red if it was spelled wrong." Exactly a half-second later, I realized I have been spending too many hours on the Net using Firefox 2.0

LMAO.... have a :beer: on thanksgiving and come back to reality.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: her209
That must have been some good sex!

Or a crappy car.

What if the car is stolen?

 

[FoBoT]

was she wearing a hat?