my woman isn't the sharpest tool in the shed...

[amish]

she has a real big problem with doing laundry in an intelligent manner. she like to load the washer willy-nilly. she thinks that as long as the laundry comes out clean she can shove in as much laundry as possible and not worry about the load balance.

rewind to two years ago. i come home to the washer slamming up against the dryer, the wall, and making a wonderful grinding noise. the load was unbalanced with most of the clothes on one side of the basket. i fix the problem and tell her that if she keeps doing that it will break the washer.

so i just got a call from her stating the the washer won't go into a spin cycle anymore.

her: "do you know what could cause this?"
me: "i'm guessing that it was from an unbalanced load"
her: "NO WAY, IT WAS ONLY THE SHEETS AND COMFORTER. THERE IS NO WAY AN 'UNBALANCED LOAD' COULD DO THAT."

:|

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

in the what?

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
in the what?

The shead! The shead! It says right there. Looks like you aren't the sharpest one there either, Mikey.

 

[SmoochyTX]

What's a shead?

 

[foghorn67]

oh noes, perfect match.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
What's a shead?

Sounds like it's short for "sh!thead," but it doesn't fit...

 

[swtethan]

funny thread

 

[jtvang125]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
in the what?

Maybe he wasn't sure how to spell it and asked his wife?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
What's a shead?

I think its what middleeastern people wrap around their head.

Sheet + head = shead

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
in the what?

The shead! The shead! It says right there. Looks like you aren't the sharpest one there either, Mikey.

actually he is sharper than i am right now. it should be shed.

 

[nakedfrog]

GET OFF THE SHED!

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
GET OFF THE SHED!

The real question is how they got onto the shed, and what they were trying to accomplish while up there.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
oh noes, perfect match.

:thumbsup:

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: foghorn67
oh noes, perfect match.

:thumbsup:

 

[rh71]

OP pwns wife, self in process. News at 11.

 

[mundane]

My wife is a nazi about washing machine load contents - she has very specific criteria on which clothes can be mixed, cycles, etc. Fortunately she usually takes care of it herself.

 

[JDub02]

maybe she's just playing dumb so you do the laundry.

i play dumb so my woman does my laundry.

 

[TheGizmo]

you keep woman in your shed too???

oh wait...

/backs out of thread

 

[jhayx7]

Already a nominee for self-ownage of the year thread?

 

[GeekDrew]

My sister is the same way... she now uses a front-loading washer.

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Already a nominee for self-ownage of the year thread?

luckily it is still pretty earlier in the year and will hopefully be forgotten in december.

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Already a nominee for self-ownage of the year thread?

luckily it is still pretty earlier in the year and will hopefully be forgotten in december.

eh, it isn't really worth a nomination. I'm confident we'll get at least a dozen more self-pwnage's by dec