My wife wants to go back to school....

[CPA]

and get an Accounting degree. Can you imagine the stimulating conversation we're going to have?

Any case, are there income requirements to secure education loans? Haven't looked into them in years.

 

[K1052]

gotta be cheaper than having another kid

 

[Gibson486]

2 accounants in one room.......having babies? Will the new rules allow this?

 

[MrDudeMan]

If you make a decent amount of money you can forget getting a lot of the loans or any financial aid at all.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Make money with your super powers and she won't have to work.

 

[gsellis]

Hardly any requirements. Student loans have serious default clauses (you can't), so they are less 'risky'. Shoot, they will give them to 18 year olds with no visible means of supporting themselves

 

[preslove]

You probably won't get subsidized loans (the interest is deferred while you're in school), but you should be able to get some unsubsidized loans. They love giving those out.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: CPA
and get an Accounting degree. Can you imagine the stimulating conversation we're going to have?

Any case, are there income requirements to secure education loans? Haven't looked into them in years.

Well, now you guys can call each other silly names in bed like "Debit" and "Credit"

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
2 accounants in one room.......having babies? Will the new rules allow this?

GAAP says that all baby expenses must be capitalized in the period in which the baby was conceived.

 

[Dacalo]

Babies:

Debit Sexless marriage
Credit Sex Life

 

[JulesMaximus]

I also want your wife to go back to school....

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: CPA
and get an Accounting degree. Can you imagine the stimulating conversation we're going to have?

Any case, are there income requirements to secure education loans? Haven't looked into them in years.

Well, now you guys can call each other silly names in bed like "Debit" and "Credit"

They can also figure out who the asset and liability is. The liability will not be so bad. He or she can be a deffered revenue.

 

[JulesMaximus]

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[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
Babies:

Debit Sexless marriage
Credit Sex Life

Also, dont forget about the adjusting entry at the end of the year:

Debit Wife's depreciation
Credit Wife's accumulated depreciation

 

[kindest]

shes going to meet a younger, smarter, better looking version of you at school.

 

[GRIFFIN1]

She is getting ready to leave you. You should start hiding your money now.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Hide all your assests in a money losing business.

Now she can qualify for grants and loans.

 

[panipoori]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Dacalo
Babies:

Debit Sexless marriage
Credit Sex Life

Also, dont forget about the adjusting entry at the end of the year:

Debit Wife's depreciation
Credit Wife's accumulated depreciation

wives should be computated via double declining

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Dacalo
Babies:

Debit Sexless marriage
Credit Sex Life

Also, dont forget about the adjusting entry at the end of the year:

Debit Wife's depreciation
Credit Wife's accumulated depreciation

Lol, ouch.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Loans are pretty much a gimmie. Most grants and many scholarships are need based however, so anything over 20k a year and you won't be seeing anything from those.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: panipoori

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Dacalo
Babies:

Debit Sexless marriage
Credit Sex Life

Also, dont forget about the adjusting entry at the end of the year:

Debit Wife's depreciation
Credit Wife's accumulated depreciation

wives should be computated via double declining

ah, yes, the Double D method.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Loans are pretty much a gimmie. Most grants and many scholarships are need based however, so anything over 20k a year and you won't be seeing anything from those.

just looking for loans.

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: panipoori

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Dacalo
Babies:

Debit Sexless marriage
Credit Sex Life

Also, dont forget about the adjusting entry at the end of the year:

Debit Wife's depreciation
Credit Wife's accumulated depreciation

wives should be computated via double declining

ah, yes, the Double D method.

Leave Lola out of it.

 

[Squisher]

As long as she keeps the lead in your pencil, I don't see a problem.



My sister and and wife both re-entered the workforce later in life. These women seem to be driven. The wife had to talk me into letting her take a part time job for $6.75/hr., eight years ago. Now, she's a direct report to a VP.

 

[sygyzy]

Does your wife work?