My wife says our dog smells like an aardvark.

[Hayabusa Rider]

What should I do about it?

 

[Nebor]

Slather some butter on him.

 

[maddogchen]

wash it?

 

[So]

put a pat of butter on his head.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: So
put a pat of butter on his head.

Edit: <damn, got beaten to it!>

 

[wedi42]

how does your wife know what an aardvark smells like?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Dress him up like an aardvark.

 

[blodhi74]

go smell an aardvark to see if there is any truth in her statement

 

[MisterChief]

Your wife is a freak.

 

[vi edit]

So....

Does an aardvark smell better or worse than a dog that just rolled in a pile of feces?

If it doesn't smell as bad...tell her it could be worse.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: blodhi74
go smell an aardvark to see if there is any truth in her statement

If she's lying, slather her with butter.

 

[Atomicus]

and your wife smells like Snuffalafagus

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: johngute
how does your wife know what an aardvark smells like?

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: blodhi74
go smell an aardvark to see if there is any truth in her statement

If she's lying, slather her with butter.

:laugh:

 

[So]

anyone have a link to the original vid?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: johngute
how does your wife know what an aardvark smells like?

That would be my first question...

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: johngute
how does your wife know what an aardvark smells like?

That would be my first question...

Ok, I'll ask her.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Ok, she took a class in aardvarkery.

Hey, that's what she said.

 

[Pliablemoose]

I suspect it's a broad hint for you to give the dog a bath

You're lucky she tolerates your dragon breath

 

[So]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Ok, she took a class in aardvarkery.

Hey, that's what she said.

Tell her that I call shens!

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: johngute
how does your wife know what an aardvark smells like?

yeah

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Dress him up like an aardvark.

giving good advise on OT is a bannable offense

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wet or dry?

 

[alkemyst]

I think she meant smells like "Aardvark" her long-tongued guy on the side.

 

[jjones]

If it's true, you might consider giving your dog a species change operation.