My wife left, and suddenly I realized:

[compuwiz1]

27 Years was enough!
Wow, after 27 years, you get through the first month, and suddenly, it occurs, this was just like dumping a chick back in high school.

Now I'm gonna try being gay, for awhile.

 

[chambersc]

this thread has potential.

 

[Squisher]

There's nothing gay about your right hand.

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: Squisher
There's nothing gay about your right hand.

I'm ambidextrous

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: Squisher
There's nothing gay about your right hand.

I'm ambidextrous

You, my friend, are a playa

 

[Aimster]

time to fall in love with lefty or righty again

 

[Chrono]

God damn... 27 years???
My g/f of 3 1/2 years just dumped my ass and it's been a crazy ass shock for me. Been about 1 month already as well.

 

[Blazin Trav]

If you weren't getting any play, it's probably okay.
If she looked like the hunch back of norte dame, it's time to step up your game.
But if you are happy with yourself, it's all the ame.

 

[The Stigenator]

time to sow the wild seed bro.. you wouldnt believe how many horny ass divorced women out there are looking for a 'guy' who has potential, just make em think you got dough, show em and have em.. enjoy!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Random boning encounters are your friend!

Did this 2 years ago (divorce), but promptly hooked up with the still current GF. Oh well, we never learn...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
time to sow the wild seed bro.. you wouldnt believe how many horny ass divorced women out there are looking for a 'guy' who has potential, just make em think you got dough, show em and have em.. enjoy!

Yeah like you'd know.

Oh wait a second, he lives by you, maybe you can take him under your wing and show him the ropes....Buawhahahahahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:...... a couple of Wild and Crazy kind of guys!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Abu the Player and compuwiz the student.. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
time to sow the wild seed bro.. you wouldnt believe how many horny ass divorced women out there are looking for a 'guy' who has potential, just make em think you got dough, show em and have em.. enjoy!

Yeah like you'd know.

Oh wait a second, he lives by you, maybe you can take him under your wing and show him the ropes....Buawhahahahahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:...... a couple of Wild and Crazy kind of guys!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Abu the Player and compuwiz the student.. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:



que odd couple theme

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
time to sow the wild seed bro.. you wouldnt believe how many horny ass divorced women out there are looking for a 'guy' who has potential, just make em think you got dough, show em and have em.. enjoy!

Yeah like you'd know.

Oh wait a second, he lives by you, maybe you can take him under your wing and show him the ropes....Buawhahahahahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:...... a couple of Wild and Crazy kind of guys!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Abu the Player and compuwiz the student.. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

You're damn lucky there, skippy. Use of the same smiley twenty times in the same post is an instant ban.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
27 Years was enough!
Wow, after 27 years, you get through the first month, and suddenly, it occurs, this was just like dumping a chick back in high school.

how can you get over it that quick?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
27 Years was enough!
Wow, after 27 years, you get through the first month, and suddenly, it occurs, this was just like dumping a chick back in high school.

how can you get over it that quick?

27 year build up.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
27 Years was enough!
Wow, after 27 years, you get through the first month, and suddenly, it occurs, this was just like dumping a chick back in high school.

how can you get over it that quick?

I'm not! Actually, I'm quite fscked up.
I can always pretend though.........

I've lost about 20lbs doing nothing, in the past 3 weeks.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
27 Years was enough!
Wow, after 27 years, you get through the first month, and suddenly, it occurs, this was just like dumping a chick back in high school.

how can you get over it that quick?

I'm not! Actually, I'm quite fscked up.
I can always pretend though.........

I give you hug

 

[Batti]

Sometimes pretending is all that works. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[DaTT]

Why bother after 27 years......theres really not that much left after that long of a marriage. You're almost dead.

 

[Mucho]

It took 27 years for you to realized you want to be gay?

 

[SpeedZealot369]

Sorry bro

Maybe you should take some time off? go backpacking or something

 

[FelixDeCat]

1) Did she leave for another man ... or woman?

2) Any chance of gettin her back ... or do you want her back?

3) Did you recently appear in an episode of "Cheaters"? In this episode there was this older guy who was actually happy to find his woman cheating so he could divorce her and keep everything. He had it all on tape. :evil:

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: Squisher
There's nothing gay about your right hand.

There is if your hand cheats on you. Sucks when that happens, especially when it's behind your back and you only find out months later...

 

[Reel]

If you are going to try being gay... Pics?

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Squisher
There's nothing gay about your right hand.

Its the lefty thats flaming =-)