My wife just said the funniest thing...

[NuclearNed]

<nagging wife voice>You wouldn't listen, but I tried to tell you that poop can kill!!!</nagging wife voice>

 

[Doggiedog]

My 2 YO girl said the funniest thing.

The phone rang and my wife picked up the phone. My daughter picked up her play phone and said "Hi grandpa. You dead? Aww!" and hung up.

Yes. Both of her grandfathers are dead.

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
My 2 YO girl said the funniest thing.

The phone rang and my wife picked up the phone. My daughter picked up her play phone and said "Hi grandpa. You dead? Aww!" and hung up.

Yes. Both of her grandfathers are dead.

uh, that's not funny. it's actually very creepy.


=|

 

[Ogg]

kids can see dead people!!!!! :Q

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
My 2 YO girl said the funniest thing.

The phone rang and my wife picked up the phone. My daughter picked up her play phone and said "Hi grandpa. You dead? Aww!" and hung up.

Yes. Both of her grandfathers are dead.

uh, that's not funny. it's actually very creepy.


=|

She sees dead people!

Actually, she's never met them. They both died a while back.

 

[911paramedic]

After extricating a HOT 25 year old from a bad accident while she was strapped to a backboard and driving to the ER code 3 I said "I'm going to have to look at your chest" while cutting her shirt off with my trauma shears. :

(she was having trouble breathing, it just sounded so wrong right after I said it)

 

[Bryophyte]

We were driving by an "adult store" awhile back, and my son piped up from the back seat, "AWWW, that grocery store is only for adults. I wish I could go there. See? It says "Adult Superstore". What are showgirls? Do they show you where stuff is?" Me: "Ummm. Yeahhh."

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
After extricating a HOT 25 year old from a bad accident while she was strapped to a backboard and driving to the ER code 3 I said "I'm going to have to look at your chest" while cutting her shirt off with my trauma shears. :

(she was having trouble breathing, it just sounded so wrong right after I said it)

As long as you didn't acknowledge that it was an awkward thing to say I bet she didn't even notice.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
After extricating a HOT 25 year old from a bad accident while she was strapped to a backboard and driving to the ER code 3 I said "I'm going to have to look at your chest" while cutting her shirt off with my trauma shears. :

(she was having trouble breathing, it just sounded so wrong right after I said it)

So how was it?

 

[SaltBoy]

While looking at some photos that we took with our new digital camera and printed off onto some super-nice photo paper, my wife and I paused at a picture she took of her great-grandfather's headstone (for genealogical purposes).

I noticed that the picture quality was superb - especially for being taken on an amateur digital camera - and noted to my wife, "wow, that picture looks as good as any picture I've seen on a postcard!"

She turned to me and said, "yeah, but there's only one thing missing from this 'postcard' - it doesn't say, 'wish you were here!'"

We both paused, looked at each other, and then busted out laughing.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
While looking at some photos that we took with our new digital camera and printed off onto some super-nice photo paper, my wife and I paused at a picture she took of her great-grandfather's headstone (for genealogical purposes).

I noticed that the picture quality was superb - especially for being taken on an amateur digital camera - and noted to my wife, "wow, that picture looks as good as any picture I've seen on a postcard!"

She turned to me and said, "yeah, but there's only one thing missing from this 'postcard' - it doesn't say, 'wish you were here!'"

We both paused, looked at each other, and then busted out laughing.

That could change.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
After extricating a HOT 25 year old from a bad accident while she was strapped to a backboard and driving to the ER code 3 I said "I'm going to have to look at your chest" while cutting her shirt off with my trauma shears. :

(she was having trouble breathing, it just sounded so wrong right after I said it)

So how was it?

Yup, left out the best part

Just teasing. There's nothing funny about having to extract people out of cars.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
We were driving by an "adult store" awhile back, and my son piped up from the back seat, "AWWW, that grocery store is only for adults. I wish I could go there. See? It says "Adult Superstore". What are showgirls? Do they show you where stuff is?" Me: "Ummm. Yeahhh."