My wife just offered to make me sammiches.

[SunnyD]

The catch is I would have to buy her a stand mixer so she could make bread from scratch.

Heh. She said sammich. Mmm...

 

[ElFenix]

did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

 

[DarrelSPowers]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

you forgot the bj.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

The answer is yes. (Root beer though, as I'm not much of a beer person)

She said "You can't have a sammich without chips!"

 

[FeuerFrei]

Get her a mixer. Bread from scratch is the bomb.

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers

Originally posted by: ElFenix
did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

you forgot the bj.

yeah don't forget the berry juice

 

[nace186]

dude...pic?

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
Get her a mixer. Bread from scratch is the bomb.

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers

Originally posted by: ElFenix
did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

you forgot the bj.

yeah don't forget the berry juice

he meant oral sex

 

[Chryso]

how many sammiches?

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
Get her a mixer. Bread from scratch is the bomb.

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers

Originally posted by: ElFenix
did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

you forgot the bj.

yeah don't forget the berry juice

he meant oral sex

Originally posted by: nace186
dude...pic?

 

[meltdown75]

newlyweds eh? congrats

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
Get her a mixer. Bread from scratch is the bomb.

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers

Originally posted by: ElFenix
did she offer to bring beer, chips, and a pickle spear with said sammich?

you forgot the bj.

yeah don't forget the berry juice

he meant oral sex

O RALY?

I guess I forgot the --

 

[dakels]

stand mixers are expensive but hand made bread sure beats those cheapo bread makers. Get a good bread stone too for the oven. For me, bread is the most important part of my sammich. I'll take mediocre ingredients on great bread over great ingredients on crap bread. Hell just give me the bread.

 

[TallBill]

Don't give in to the bribe. Tell her that she should make you a sammich based off of love.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: dakels
stand mixers are expensive but hand made bread sure beats those cheapo bread makers. Get a good bread stone too for the oven. For me, bread is the most important part of my sammich. I'll take mediocre ingredients on great bread over great ingredients on crap bread. Hell just give me the bread.

Agreed.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
newlyweds eh? congrats

Yup. 12 years newlywed and counting!

 

[MichaelD]

I'm dead serious here; I thought the OP was female. Really. Unless the OP really IS female and practicing an "alternative lifestyle?"

Wait...OP has been around LONGER than me (technically about 2 weeks longer). Who were you before you changed your name? Ahhh! My head hurts.

 

[randay]

offer to make her a sammich. ill pm you my number and we can meet up at your place.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm dead serious here; I thought the OP was female. Really. Unless the OP really IS female and practicing an "alternative lifestyle?"

Wait...OP has been around LONGER than me (technically about 2 weeks longer). Who were you before you changed your name? Ahhh! My head hurts.

My name has never changed. I've been SunnyD since day 1.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Chryso
how many sammiches?

1 brazillion

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
The catch is I would have to buy her a stand mixer so she could make bread from scratch.

Heh. She said sammich. Mmm...

Pic of wife or BAN!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: dakels
stand mixers are expensive but hand made bread sure beats those cheapo bread makers. Get a good bread stone too for the oven. For me, bread is the most important part of my sammich. I'll take mediocre ingredients on great bread over great ingredients on crap bread. Hell just give me the bread.

Running List of ATOT snobs:

Pizza Snobs
Steak Snobs (as in "how rare can you eat it" )
Beer Snobs
Sushi Snobs

and now...I give you....



Bread Snob!

 

[Trey22]

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: SunnyD
The catch is I would have to buy her a stand mixer so she could make bread from scratch.

Heh. She said sammich. Mmm...

Pic of wife or BAN!

Screw that, pics of sammich! Er, and of... wife. But seriously, sammich!

 

[biggestmuff]

SILF! SILF! SILF! SILF!



BTW, something is way the fuck out of whack in your household. She offered make you sandwiches in return for a mixer? Does not compute.

 

[chorb]

clam sammich?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Chryso
how many sammiches?

1 brazillion

I lol'd!