My wife just made me get my first pedicure

[aphex]

So after last nights fiasco my wife decided that she wanted to get a pedicure after work today and decided she wanted to take me with her.

Resistant at first (it sounds painful), she assured me it wouldn't hurt at all. I have to say, she was right. They only filed my nails for like 2-3 minutes (I really didn't like that feeling), the cuticle stuff I couldn't feel at all. After all that was done, she gave me a 30 minute foot, ankle and calf massage that was actually pretty darn nice.

Overall, I have to say, it was relaxing and I liked it.

On a side note, I'm gonna go drink a beer and watch ESPN for a few hours.

 

[KLin]

I was going to say hand in the man card until I read the last line.

 

[dbk]

 

[SpiderWiz]

Originally posted by: aphex
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On a side note, I'm gonna go drink a beer and watch ESPN for a few days.

fixed that for you.

 

[Psynaut]

There is nothing gay about a man getting a pedicure!




Just repeat the above line, to yourself, 20 times a day for the next month.

 

[zerocool84]

Massage and no happy ending???

 

[waggy]

tsk tsk..and people bitch that i watch Dr PHil.

 

[Ns1]

meh, I got one before. It did feel really good, and I was pretty fucked up when I went, but I couldn't shake off the feeling that my testicles were retracting into my large intestine.

 

[Kadarin]

My ex g/f made me get one once (I was getting my hair cut at the barber, and she was getting her nails done next door, and I finished first). It wasn't bad... I could think of worse things than getting my feet massaged by a cute asian girl while I'm checking out her boobies. Still, it was a shop full of women, and there was altogether too much estrogen in that room for me to be comfortable.

 

[Jeff7]

So you enjoyed the pedicure?

Does that make you a pediphile now?

Originally posted by: Ns1
meh, I got one before. It did feel really good, and I was pretty fucked up when I went, but I couldn't shake off the feeling that my testicles were retracting into my large intestine.

Though that probably would be a better idea.

Nature, drunk, at the designing table:
"Oh shit, testicles. Right. Dammit, forgot about those things. Where to put them.....oh fuck it, they'll just hang out here in this little bag of skin, with no protection whatsoever. Oh man, this'll be absolutely hilarious, I'll load them things with pain receptors. Opportunities for hilarity: Numerous. Awesome. Go with it!"

 

[Quasmo]

I've been draged there before, but not because I dont enjoy them, but because my feet look like my dog chewed on my toes for several hours. I have to tip like %40 to not feel so guilty.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
So you enjoyed the pedicure?

Does that make you a pediphile now?

Originally posted by: Ns1
meh, I got one before. It did feel really good, and I was pretty fucked up when I went, but I couldn't shake off the feeling that my testicles were retracting into my large intestine.

Though that probably would be a better idea.

Nature, drunk, at the designing table:
"Oh shit, testicles. Right. Dammit, forgot about those things. Where to put them.....oh fuck it, they'll just hang out here in this little bag of skin, with no protection whatsoever. Oh man, this'll be absolutely hilarious, I'll load them things with pain receptors. Opportunities for hilarity: Numerous. Awesome. Go with it!"

Unintelligent Design

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: KLin
I was going to say hand in the man card until I read the last line.

that last line was added to throw us off. hand over the man card now and pick up your apron on the way out

 

[SagaLore]

Pics of beautiful nails?

 

[PricklyPete]

You my friend are not a man. A pedicure...are kidding. Do you take an hour to "get yourself ready in the morning"

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Jeff7
So you enjoyed the pedicure?

Does that make you a pediphile now?

Originally posted by: Ns1
meh, I got one before. It did feel really good, and I was pretty fucked up when I went, but I couldn't shake off the feeling that my testicles were retracting into my large intestine.

Though that probably would be a better idea.

Nature, drunk, at the designing table:
"Oh shit, testicles. Right. Dammit, forgot about those things. Where to put them.....oh fuck it, they'll just hang out here in this little bag of skin, with no protection whatsoever. Oh man, this'll be absolutely hilarious, I'll load them things with pain receptors. Opportunities for hilarity: Numerous. Awesome. Go with it!"

Unintelligent Design

If God really made us in his likeness, I say kick HIM in the nuts and see how he likes it.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: rrahman1

Originally posted by: KLin
I was going to say hand in the man card until I read the last line.

that last line was added to throw us off. hand over the man card now and pick up your apron on the way out

I have to agree with this, and I'll grant that even women drink beer but the OP needs to quit pretending to watch ESPN.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: aphex
So after last nights fiasco my wife decided that she wanted to get a pedicure after work today and decided she wanted to take me with her.

Resistant at first (it sounds painful), she assured me it wouldn't hurt at all. I have to say, she was right. They only filed my nails for like 2-3 minutes (I really didn't like that feeling), the cuticle stuff I couldn't feel at all. After all that was done, she gave me a 30 minute foot, ankle and calf massage that was actually pretty darn nice.

Overall, I have to say, it was relaxing and I liked it.

On a side note, I'm gonna go drink a beer and watch ESPN for a few hours.

You're not fooling us

 

[TallBill]

You lose your man card not because of the pedicure, but because your wife "made" you do something. Anyways, no beer or sports will help recover it.

No chance in the world that I'd get a pedicure.

 

[DainBramaged]

I'd consider getting a pedicure. The g/f would have to go with me though.

 

[aesthetics]

I like the way my toenails look after pedicures... but I hate getting them. It tickles so bad, I end up laughing like some sort of lunatic.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I'd consider getting a pedicure. The g/f would have to go with me though.

see post above you

 

[onlyCOpunk]

Nothing wrong with pedicures.

Regardless of what people say, it's nice being able to pay someone to clean up your feet. And the massage really makes it all worth it. Because let's face if, if your feet don't look good, no one, not even your dearest loved ones will ever give you a foot massage.

On a side note you can tell cerain things about people by the way their feet look. If someone has well taken care of feet, you cn pretty much tell that they take good care of the rest of themselves. Whereas if you see someone with fungus nailed and cracked yuck feet, I wouldn't let them in my house, nor consider them clean.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
Nothing wrong with pedicures.

Regardless of what people say, it's nice being able to pay someone to clean up your feet. And the massage really makes it all worth it. Because let's face if, if your feet don't look good, no one, not even your dearest loved ones will ever give you a foot massage.

On a side note you can tell cerain things about people by the way their feet look. If someone has well taken care of feet, you cn pretty much tell that they take good care of the rest of themselves. Whereas if you see someone with fungus nailed and cracked yuck feet, I wouldn't let them in my house, nor consider them clean.

That goes for girls not guys

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Jeff7
So you enjoyed the pedicure?

Does that make you a pediphile now?

Originally posted by: Ns1
meh, I got one before. It did feel really good, and I was pretty fucked up when I went, but I couldn't shake off the feeling that my testicles were retracting into my large intestine.

Though that probably would be a better idea.

Nature, drunk, at the designing table:
"Oh shit, testicles. Right. Dammit, forgot about those things. Where to put them.....oh fuck it, they'll just hang out here in this little bag of skin, with no protection whatsoever. Oh man, this'll be absolutely hilarious, I'll load them things with pain receptors. Opportunities for hilarity: Numerous. Awesome. Go with it!"

Unintelligent Design

If God really made us in his likeness, I say kick HIM in the nuts and see how he likes it.

OMG Brilliant idea!!!
If I ever meet this god fella, I am totally pullin a fast one on his boys. Teach him to skip design theory class!