My wife is watching the oprah winfrey tit suck fest this week...

[JulesMaximus]

Urgh...I can't take anymore screeching and clapping for this woman. I really want to jab an ice pick in my ears right now.

Christ, I'd be fucking embarrassed if people were carrying on over me like that. And they say men are ego maniacs.

 

[schneiderguy]

Silly women. Has she been keeping up with her sandwich making duties at least?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

It would even be worse if they showed her tits being sucked, FIND THE GOOD IN EVERY SITUATION.

 

[zerocool84]

I hate her but she's obviously smart to amass this huge following.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

She strapped you to the couch to force you to watch? Pics?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Silly women. Has she been keeping up with her sandwich making duties at least?

Haha, yes she has actually. I had a turkey on swiss with tomato today, it was quite good.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Haha, yes she has actually. I had a turkey on swiss with tomato today, it was quite good.

I had Bratwurst and fun with gasoline, I win.

 

[JulesMaximus]

She strapped you to the couch to force you to watch? Pics?

No, but I can fucking hear it unfortunately. :|

 

[WaTaGuMp]

No, but I can fucking hear it unfortunately. :|

Put Oprah on ignore.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

No, but I can fucking hear it unfortunately. :|

That is exactly why God invented motorcycles.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

That is exactly why God invented motorcycles.

Sorry, this is untrue, they evolved.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Sorry, this is untrue, they evolved.

Motorcycles evolved?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Sorry, this is untrue, they evolved.

Yeah, they used to have four hooves and, in some parts of the country still do. What's your point?

 

[mrrman]

Urgh...I can't take anymore screeching and clapping for this woman. I really want to jab an ice pick in my ears right now.

Christ, I'd be fucking embarrassed if people were carrying on over me like that. And they say men are ego maniacs.

shes so full of herself...and she has alot to be full of

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Yeah, they used to have four hooves and, in some parts of the country still do. What's your point?

I don't really have one.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I don't really have one.

Me neither, cheers!

 

[JulesMaximus]

shes so full of herself...and she has alot to be full of

Yeah, and there's this thing called modesty...she has NONE of it. It disgusts me actually...this tit sucking.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I don't really have one.

I do

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I do

I can tell that evolved from rocks that use to be wheels.

 

[yh125d]

Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back for how hard their life is, and noone ever corrects them

 

[silverpig]

I hear she's got a snuke in her snizz!

Some guy on twitter that I follow posted: "I wish Oprah had retired before she found Dr. Phil."

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Isn't she just going to be working at her own network and not retiring?

 

[Numenorean]

Urgh...I can't take anymore screeching and clapping for this woman. I really want to jab an ice pick in my ears right now.

Christ, I'd be fucking embarrassed if people were carrying on over me like that. And they say men are ego maniacs.

Do yourself and everyone else a favor - jab an ice pick into Oprah instead of yourself.

 

[Printer Bandit]

oprah@oprah.com

 

[dali71]

Did she finally come out of the closet?