My wife is watching Jersey Shore

[uclaLabrat]

And even after a stiff as hell Jack n coke, I just can't do it. I cannot fucking do it. Damn this show to hell.

Discuss.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Just start fapping. She'll either kick you out or finish you off. Either way it's a win/win!

 

[PhoKingGuy]

I think its pretty funny to be honest.

 

[uclaLabrat]

I hate to say it, this has potential.....although there's nothing worse than whiskey dick while fapping....

 

[freejumps]

i watch that show with a stiff someting else heheheheeh

 

[DangerAardvark]

Just start fapping. She'll either kick you out or finish you off. Either way it's a win/win!

Yeah right. I defy you to get an erection with that puffy orange troll Snookie on screen.

 

[uclaLabrat]

Seriously...someone needs to make some fucking oompa loompa porn and call it Jersey shore.

Phoking, you're in HB, I'm in costa mesa...what are we drinkin?

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Seriously...someone needs to make some fucking oompa loompa porn and call it Jersey shore.

Phoking, you're in HB, I'm in costa mesa...what are we drinkin?

Just got back from downtown HB with a couple of my friends, downing some gooood great whites now while watching this monstrosity play itself out.

 

[uclaLabrat]

Awesome...haven't been to Fred's in forever. Time for another drink.

 

[Dominato3r]

Yeah right. I defy you to get an erection with that puffy orange troll Snookie on screen.

That cancer needs to be destroyed

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Awesome...haven't been to Fred's in forever. Time for another drink.

Fred's and Malarky's so much debauchery cannot be contained by those two places.

 

[Dominato3r]

That show violates one of the reality show laws. You need hot women.

 

[uclaLabrat]

That cancer needs to be destroyed

Well, in this, episode Sammy (the one without the goodyears on her chest) was playing doormat to the chief oompa loompa douche...and it went downhill from there. At least snooky seems like she has a pair tucked under all that silicon.

 

[0roo0roo]

its good material for the soup.
but i can't actually bear a full eps

 

[lxskllr]

Never saw it until just now. I watched 1:30 of highlights, and that was one of the worst 1.5 minutes of my life. And people wonder why I don't have TV....

 

[RPD]

Sucks for you, sorry man

 

[Judgement]

This is the one piece of current culture my parents know about and I know jack shit about

And they told me I need to watch at least one episode, but I've already held out this long and still have no desire..

 

[Lummex]

op, i like you for hating that show. thank you. thank you for being completely and utterly unable to enjoy it.. you are one of the few real human beings left. this is not a joke. i am sincerely grateful for your existance

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I have never seen this show... I have no idea why these 'people' are famous. I don't get it.

I think I'm officially now regarded as the 'previous generation'.

I want to fire bomb MTV.

 

[Mike Gayner]

WTF is a jersey shore?

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

Bird watching club??

 

[pray4mojo]

Best comedy on TV right now. I don't care for all of the drama. The show should just be about The Situation.

 

[Tea Bag]

Mvp! Mvp!

 

[ShawnD1]

I love that show so much. The whole thing is a complete train wreck. Idiots, a troll punched in the face, guidos on steroids, drama for absolutely no reason, trying to sleep with random girls and failing at it.

 

[nick1985]

I'm sure off of them have herpes, or some sort of VD.