My wife gave me a gps tracker and told me to put it in my work bag...

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Red Squirrel

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Comply for about a month, but start getting obsessed with ISIS and terror groups and stuff and the middle east, just always watching documentaries on it and stuff. Then if you need to be away from her for a few days where she won't see you, ship out the tracker to a random address in Syria. Will freak her out.
 

JEDIYoda

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well we could always go in this direction -- as long as she knows your not home and how faqr away you are she will have time to service her male customers and to enlarge her empire.....