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My Wife Farted.

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XCLAN

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And she said it smells like Pringles.......
lord help me


IF you did it, we'd understand, but ratting out your wife....man that's lame! Even us mods can smell, er um, tell that's a bad thing you just did.

AnandTech Moderator
 
oh cumon...what kind of a relationship are you in unless you are comfortable farting infront of the otherperson. Grin...unfortunately my bf can fart on command while I cannot. So I tend not to do it cause I know he will retalliate...and damn his are loud.
 
Originally posted by: Kalpana
oh cumon...what kind of a relationship are you in unless you are comfortable farting infront of the otherperson. Grin...unfortunately my bf can fart on command while I cannot. So I tend not to do it cause I know he will retalliate...and damn his are loud.
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at least loud ones don't smell as bad and at least u get some warning b4 u start smelling it....silent but deadly ones are..well....deadly...


in my apt...my freakin roommate has the worse audible farts...they are juicy sounding..yUCK...and his silent ones are DEATH

one time i fell asleep on the floor while doing some project on the laptop....he proceeds to sit on my exposed head, lay a silent one.....

i washed my face 100 times and i felt the smell under my nose constantly...it was the worse 🙁
 
I made love to you all night long.
Then I got to write you a song.
I watched you sleep and I fell in love.
You must have been sent from heaven above.
Don't think you could never do no wrong.
Then you farted..

Oh girl you farted.
First I thought that it was kinda cute.
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poots.
But then the smell came wafting by, brought a little tear drop to my eye.
THink I'll go sleep on the couch.
Cuz ya farted.

It can make milk curdle.
Make your skin crawl.
Make the paint peel off the wall.
I won't sleep under the covers no more since the hot winds blew out your back door.

Baby it sure has been a gas.
But I can't live life in fearin of your ass.
So I gathered up my clothes and my old dog Bill.
Moved back to my old house at the top of the hill.

Well old boy I guess it's just you and me.
Then he farted..

 
Originally posted by: idNut
I just let one go and whew...
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I thought everybody liked their OWN BRAND?

...........In case your woman farts...........well............fart back dammit! Show her who's boss. She'll never fart again.


One time I had my head on my wife's lap while watching TV and she let one go. I was pissed!!
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i can't believe the crap that gets posted around here these days. i've certainly never posted such a worthless thread as this.
 
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