My Wife Apparently Lost the Light Switch Manual

[Ornery]

She's got the switch "on" part down pat, but the "off" section must have been lost, mutilated, or left unread... :|

 

[Cheezeit]

🙂

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Ornery
She's got the switch "on" part down pat, but the "off" section must have been lost, mutilated, or left unread... :|

Let me guess, your energy bill is going up Ornery! 😛

 

[Eli]

My brother is the same way. I'm always going around the house shutting lights off.

:|

He also has forgotten to read the Door Manual.

How fscking hard is it to close a door all the way?! My cat can push it open and keeps getting out.

#%&$#(*#@(#%#&

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Eli
My brother is the same way. I'm always going around the house shutting lights off.

:|

He also has forgotten to read the Door Manual.

How fscking hard is it to close a door all the way?! My cat can push it open and keeps getting out.

#%&$#(*#@(#%#&

Maybe he doesn't like your cat?

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Let me guess, your energy bill is going up Ornery! 😛

The cost of the bulbs is as much a concern as the juice to run them. There's only about 750 hours available per bulb. I've installed a bunch of Compact fluorescent bulbs, but they aren't cheap to start with, and die early in enclosed fixtures. I also use dimmers, but she always cranks 'em all the way up... before leaving the house. :roll:

 

[vi edit]

Do you turn your computers off while not in use?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Eli
My brother is the same way. I'm always going around the house shutting lights off.

:|

He also has forgotten to read the Door Manual.

How fscking hard is it to close a door all the way?! My cat can push it open and keeps getting out.

#%&$#(*#@(#%#&

Maybe he doesn't like your cat?

Nah, he's just a dumbass. 😛

 

[Zenmervolt]

Have you forgotten to put the toilet seat down lately? Could be retaliation. 😛

ZV

 

[bleuiko]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Have you forgotten to put the toilet seat down lately? Could be retaliation. 😛

ZV

Winnar!

 

[Xonoahbin]

Light switches are fairly simple.

________ <on position
_
|_|
________ <off position

You simply push the switch either up or down to function.

 

[Ornery]

Do you turn your computers off while not in use?

All PCs in the house are turned off if they aren't going to be used for 3 hours or more. They use relatively little power in the first place.


Have you forgotten to put the toilet seat down lately?

There are three guys in the house, yet the seats are always down... always. There's no excuse for leaving the lights on, and I harp about it all the damn time.

 

[S Freud]

my roomate is the same way, his other favorite is to walk around in a pair of gym shorts and complain that its cold, so he cranks the heat way the fvck up shooting our bills through the roof

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: bleuiko

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Have you forgotten to put the toilet seat down lately? Could be retaliation. 😛

ZV

Winnar!

hahahahaha