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my VERY first YAGT roflmao (for my lifer thread)

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
DanTMWTMP's Lifer thread's Table of Contents:
Section 1 of my Lifer thread (intro)
Section 2 of my Lifer thread (the YAGT - the past)
Section 2.1 of my Lifer thread (the YAGT - the present)
Section 2.2 of my Lifer thread (the YAGT - end)
Section 3 of my Lifer thread (conclusions - closing comments/cliffs. pics coming maybe next week)

(cntrl-F the Section X to find the appropriote section. thank you for coming to my 10kth post 🙂)

Section 1 of my Lifer thread
Damn, I really wanted to hold out longer on what to post for my 10kth, but this week's BSG episode was SOOOO GODDAMN good, I MUST COMMENT ABOUT IT in zim's thread.

Oh ya, FINALLY i'm a lifer. so, what should i post as a lifer? I've thought long and hard for a week. Man, turning off the auto-reply dock @ the bottom DOES WONDERS. It prevents neffing sprees like no other. ANYWAYS.

K, my name is Daniel.

I go by Dan by most people.

I lurked here since around 1999-2000ish with another username. I forgot the password to it, and forgot the username.

I really wanted to post, so I made DanTheManWithTheMasterPlan. People complained it was too long, so I had it truncated to DanTMWTMP.

I'm a Korean-American dude who hates the korean-american youth subculture.

ok end. I'll post the rest of my bio when i reach 20k posts (well, more likely it's then that i'll be more successful than I am now, so it'll be more worth talking about hahaha)


Section 2 of my Lifer thread
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There's this girl, we went out, and broke up because she was a needy biatch. So during the first couple of yrs of college, there were weaks where I had to study my arse off due to a project being due, an upcoming exam, a program due, blah, etc.

I told her, "Can't talk this week, I really have to get this done ok?" She said "ok, I understand, academics first. Definitely understand..."


A week later:

"*sob* cry sob* we don't talk anymore, what direction is this relationship headed, etc etc blah blah some phokking blah?"

WTF?!?! goddamn korean woman.

After this happens twice, I yell at her w/ all my rage. she attempts to give me a guilty trip by saying that I was the first one to ever yell at her. Goddamn she was spoiled while growing up.

Of course, she always would call back the next day that she's sorry, that she was just too emotional/unsecure, blah.


So one weekend, I'm working my arse off to finish a project, and she's IN THE AREA. Well, of course, a dinner would have been nice, so I called, but she did not pick up.

Turns out she goes out w/ my friend and they make out and do whatever the hell it was.


that's where i drove the axe.

For the next yr, it's mainly booty calls, and she always attempted to get back together.

Of course I decline (ohoh, not the booty calls, of course not that).


Section 2.1 of my Lifer thread
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It's been about, 3 years or so since the events. I've forgot about her, etc.
She bones 2 dudes after me. (she told me this, calling me and telling me this, lol ok).

Now, she should be out of my life, I'm moving right? NOP. You know why? Because I introduced her to most of my friends, and she's still in good company w/ my friends. She owes their friendship to ME.

So she apparently still talks of me and spreads all this shittalk about me.
Of course, I tell my friends that what she says is actually true. Because, yes i did yell at her, yes i did bone her, And yes I got mad and yelled at her on multiple occasions, despite my patience, because she just loved pushing my buttons.

But, there's one thing that she still claims: "I'm still a virgin. What daniel said that he did me is total BS. trust me..."

and yes i did tell a few of my friends her virginity was lost to ME (damn biatch, yes me, for the rest of your life, who'll you remember?! me! HAHA sucker). I told everyone after she and my buddy went on to do their thing while I was working my arse off that weekend.

After her calling me that she's done it w/ 2 more dudes, she still claims virginity to her current BF. 😕

Why do I have to say sorry? My friends see her a lot apparently, and they tell me that I have to tell her that I'm sorry, and we should sort things out. what the hell? 3+ years. Why do my friends still have to talk about it, and why does she even have to bring it up? Move on people.


I can't even go out w/ a lot of my friends anymore, because she'll show up. My friends claim that they really enjoy my company, and that I'm one funny ass drunk. lol, ok. So I guess that's why they want me around, but with her around, who knows what will happen?
Ok, so fine, I try calling, and finally got connected after many attempts. I start out nice "oh long time no talk, how's everything? good? nice. cool. very awesome. great. ya. oh ya? cool."

she ends w/ this "unlike some other people, I tend to improve myself you see?"
?!?!?! and she hangs up. damn man lol.
She even refers to me as "your friend" to my friends. 😕

What did I do to get so much contempt from her. She even apologized insanely during the times she wanted to get back together w/ me. She told me it was her fault. I said "it's fine, we'll just be friends and talk from time to time ok?"

And now this hah. It's because my friends told her that I told them she's not a virgin. rofl. ever since she found that out, she's been anti-dan. I've done nothing but tell the truth about her, and to her. I can't believe she lies to my friends about this, and lied to me on multiple occasions during our relationship. (even little ones. "oh ya, i've been to that mall, ya" I would go to that mall's website, and it's still under construction. I caught her, and she admitted to it).


Section 2.2 of my Lifer thread
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So what should I do? My ego says to beat the living crap out of her. of course, I would never do such a thing, and I'm not that stupid.

Since this involves friends that I love to hang out with, this royally sucks.

In other news, I met this other girl........
Well, that'll be for another YAGT, maybe for my 20kth post, along w/ the rest of my bio that should be improved by then 😛


Section 3 of my Lifer thread
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ok, just had to vent it out lol. Venting out on my 10kth post. yay me.

now, finally i can go nef around, and post my comment about the AWESOME BSG episode I just saw.


/END!!!

cliffs:
umm, i hhave no idea what i just typed, so I'll edit this part later lol.
GRR here's the cliffs:

-my 10000post! yay!
-meet girl, we hit it off, become that bf/gf thing, turns out she's needy
-i break it off since she's way to needy, couldn't handle that i'm not always available, oh, and that she cheated on me
-after 3 or so yrs, she's still complaining about what happened, even though back then, she wanted to get back together, and told me she's at fault, etc etc...blah.
-she wants an apology from me, but. phok no.
-friends are involved because my friends became her friends when we went out.

-end/update on my 20000th post 😛

I'm not on my computer ATM, so I don't have pics. I'll have 'em once I can find them, if I have them that is...

EDIT: too lazy to search for hamburger boy. anyone have link to thread, or give me a brief explanation? lol
 
bone her friends if you can, but really forget her, people who really get to know you will see the truth...
 
I will ignore the crap in the OP (my head hurt just scanning it) and say;

Congratulations mate :beer:
 
Are you in high school? Sounds like a pretty immature situation to me.

But, Congrats on the 10k
 
There's a Korean/American youth subculture?😕

As far as the ex GF, just shine it on, don't let her suck away your friends, and who gives a crap if she wants to claim she's a virgin?
 
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