my underwear make my cheeks itch like crazy

iwantanewcomputer

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haven't worn underwear except for briefs while exercising for a few years. i got hanes boxer briefs so i wouldn't scare my roommates and now they make my cheeks itch when i am sitting. what can i do?
 

brxndxn

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Get a couple sizes larger than you are.. Hanes always sizes wayyy to small. I'm a size 34 waist normally and I wear size 38-40 in Hanes.

Also, use Goldbond powder and Cortizone cream.. When I worked at Home Depot, I'd spend the entire day walking, with my ass cheeks rubbing together all day and sweating.. Cortizone cream was such relief.

 

MisfitsFiend

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ummm...just go back to wearing none, and when you must walk around the apt naked in front of your roommates, just yell INCOMING really loud to give them a warning so they can hide...
 

iwantanewcomputer

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
Get a couple sizes larger than you are.. Hanes always sizes wayyy to small. I'm a size 34 waist normally and I wear size 38-40 in Hanes.

Also, use Goldbond powder and Cortizone cream.. When I worked at Home Depot, I'd spend the entire day walking, with my ass cheeks rubbing together all day and sweating.. Cortizone cream was such relief.

buy it's not rubbing that its making me itch, it's just sitting here with the fabric pressed against my butt

lola, are girls freaked out by thongs? or would it just be really funny
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Get a couple sizes larger than you are.. Hanes always sizes wayyy to small. I'm a size 34 waist normally and I wear size 38-40 in Hanes.

Also, use Goldbond powder and Cortizone cream.. When I worked at Home Depot, I'd spend the entire day walking, with my ass cheeks rubbing together all day and sweating.. Cortizone cream was such relief.

buy it's not rubbing that its making me itch, it's just sitting here with the fabric pressed against my butt

lola, are girls freaked out by thongs? or would it just be really funny

Ha! i just have pictures in my mind of a "sex in the city" episode when you asked that!

I think it would be funny if it was not the first time she saw you..uhm... down to your skivvys...
I would be a little weirded out by a guy who wore thongs all the time, but i think its cute if you did it knowing that your girl was going to see it!

It can lighten the mood and bring comforting laughter (in a good way) to your night! I find its always easier to enjoy sex when both people are really relaxed and that could help!
 

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Originally posted by: K1052
Thong?

i really don't get how people wear thongs for a whole day

after a #2 a thong has gotta be gross

i mean no matter how well you wipe its still gonna be horrible

the only way i would consider it safe would maybe be a bidet but then again i've never used a bidet
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: mchammer187
Originally posted by: K1052
Thong?

i really don't get how people wear thongs for a whole day

after a #2 a thong has gotta be gross

i mean no matter how well you wipe its still gonna be horrible

the only way i would consider it safe would maybe be a bidet but then again i've never used a bidet

Well I guess white is out as a color....

:p
 

MisfitsFiend

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I hear that girls hate guys in thongs. Is that true?
thongs are only good in VERY SPECIAL situations...ie not all the time, maybe once a year just to change things around. Gererally speaking, yes, it's a total turn off! Not a fan of the banana hammock!