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wasssup

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What better topic to vent about? I went on a roadtrip with my aunt and uncle to my sister's place (600+ miles away). We were there for the weekend and drove back, and while getting dressed for the office this morning I realized I forgot my belt.

Anyway, I call my sister and after looking around she told me it wasn't there. OK, so I call my uncle up - he says he sees a belt but he doesn't know whose it is. He then asks my aunt, who quickly replies that it's his (if only you guys knew these guys you'd know how dense they were). So I ask them if it was double sided, black on one side brown on the other, with a smooth texture. They said yes, but it's very small and wouldn't fit me (keep in mind that I'm a size 32 and have a flat stomach, my uncle has a beer belly, so that argument doesn't remotely hold).

So yeah, I lost my favorite belt to those asshats. There goes $30.
 
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Originally posted by: wasssup
What better topic to vent about? I went on a roadtrip with my aunt and uncle to my sister's place (600+ miles away). We were there for the weekend and drove back, and while getting dressed for the office this morning I realized I forgot my belt.

Anyway, I call my sister and after looking around she told me it wasn't there. OK, so I call my uncle up - he says he sees a belt but he doesn't know whose it is. He then asks my aunt, who quickly replies that it's his (if only you guys knew these guys you'd know how dense they were). So I ask them if it was double sided, black on one side brown on the other, with a smooth texture. They said yes, but it's very small and wouldn't fit me (keep in mind that I'm a size 32 and have a flat stomach, my uncle has a beer belly, so that argument doesn't remotely hold).

So yeah, I lost my favorite belt to those asshats. There goes $30.
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moshquerade

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: wasssup
What better topic to vent about? I went on a roadtrip with my aunt and uncle to my sister's place (600+ miles away). We were there for the weekend and drove back, and while getting dressed for the office this morning I realized I forgot my belt.

Anyway, I call my sister and after looking around she told me it wasn't there. OK, so I call my uncle up - he says he sees a belt but he doesn't know whose it is. He then asks my aunt, who quickly replies that it's his (if only you guys knew these guys you'd know how dense they were). So I ask them if it was double sided, black on one side brown on the other, with a smooth texture. They said yes, but it's very small and wouldn't fit me (keep in mind that I'm a size 32 and have a flat stomach, my uncle has a beer belly, so that argument doesn't remotely hold).

So yeah, I lost my favorite belt to those asshats. There goes $30.
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strange people. they know it's yours, but it's like they believe in "finders = keepers"
 
Kelemvor

Kelemvor

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So, go visit them and steal it back. And take something else too and play the same game with them when they call.
 
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wasssup

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lol i was going to go there tonight and take it back, but its too late today...i'm definitely going tomorrow.

the day we left on our roadtrip I found $15 outside my car, I don't think it was mine so I asked whose it was. The same aunt as above said it was hers then asked why I tried stealing her money...I said uh ok. Another uncle (we parked our cars outside this uncles house) calls 6 hours later and tells this aunt it was his money. Said aunt laughs and says she was just joking around and she was going to give it back.

i know it's funny and retarded, but imagine being related to people like this?
 
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