My toilet water won't go down...

[tec699]

Augh...

My toilet water won't go down and the worst thing is I just did a 45 minute #2!!! There isn't no water in the toilet and it looks bad!!

Oh man... it stinks!!

PS.. what should I do?

Call the Tidy Bowl dude
maybe he'll care.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: tec699
Augh...

My toilet water won't go down and the worst thing is I just did a 45 minute #2!!! There isn't no water in the toilet and it looks bad!!

Oh man... it stinks!!

PS.. what should I do?

.........

 

[agnitrate]

Get a plunger and stop posting about your toilet habits online.

-silver

 

[woowoo]

Add water to the toilet from the sink
Get out a plunger and go to work
Or
Call a plumber$$$$$

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
Get a plunger and stop posting about your toilet habits online.

-silver

And get more fiber in your diet. A 45min dook is a bad sign.

Ryan

 

[EngenZerO]

move out and buy a new house...


or


find a plunger and start "plunging away" :/

 

[cressida]

Originally posted by: tec699
Augh...

My toilet water won't go down and the worst thing is I just did a 45 minute #2!!! There isn't no water in the toilet and it looks bad!!

Oh man... it stinks!!

PS.. what should I do?

call 911

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:camera:s?

(Yes, it's a joke, you sick bastards. The last guy who did that is banned.)

Overclock that porcelian PC with some pressure-assisted flush.

- M4H

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: rgwalt

Originally posted by: agnitrate
Get a plunger and stop posting about your toilet habits online.

-silver

And get more fiber in your diet. A 45min dook is a bad sign.

Ryan

Yea... I gotta stop eating at Arby's!

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: tec699
Augh...

My toilet water won't go down and the worst thing is I just did a 45 minute #2!!! There isn't no water in the toilet and it looks bad!!

Oh man... it stinks!!

PS.. what should I do?

The other thing you can do is scoop it out into a bucket, fix the plugged up toilet, then start putting it back into the toilet slowly. But I only recommend this if nothing else works because if you think it stinks now... just wait.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
:camera:s?

(Yes, it's a joke, you sick bastards. The last guy who did that is banned.)

Overclock that porcelian PC with some pressure-assisted flush.

- M4H

I'll stick my fist down there!!

hahaha

 

[bolsen]

Call your mum crying

 

[Toasthead]

keep flushing!

 

[FoBoT]

tree roots
call Roto Rooter

 

[yobarman]

oh my god this thread is too funny!!!! poke it with a stick!

 

[amnesiac]

45 minutes?! Good god, you need a better diet.

Optimum time for a #2 is less than 2 minutes. Ask an internist. It should just slide right out. If you're risking a hernia everytime you pinch a loaf, you might have serious health or nutrition issues.

 

[SaltBoy]

WHO... DOES... NUMBER TWO... WORK FOR?!

 

[tec699]

Whew...

I just got back from the store and it's stickin in here. It's like 90 in here. Man it stinks!!!

And the bad thing is I have to wait cause I don't have a plunger. I'm going to use my landlords

Man.. it smeels hella nasty. I think I see flys hovering around my john.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: tec699
Whew...

I just got back from the store and it's stickin in here. It's like 90 in here. Man it stinks!!!

And the bad thing is I have to wait cause I don't have a plunger. I'm going to use my landlords

Man.. it smeels hella nasty. I think I see flys hovering around my john.

Fill a bucket with hot water, hold the bucket waist high, then pour it in.

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
move out and buy a new house...
:/

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: tec699
Whew...

I just got back from the store and it's stickin in here. It's like 90 in here. Man it stinks!!!

And the bad thing is I have to wait cause I don't have a plunger. I'm going to use my landlords

Man.. it smeels hella nasty. I think I see flys hovering around my john.

Why didn't you buy a plunger at the store? Or at least get some air freshener?

 

[0roo0roo]

ratemypoo ?

.com!

how the hell do u not know how to use a plunger

 

[Ausm]

Put a hose in it and syphon it out

Ausm

 

[acidvoodoo]

stick a bomb down there

 

[CraigRT]

aha... ahahaha.... hahahaha

bahahaha...


oops.... i mean, uh.. that really stinks...