My theroy on women

[ViperMagic]

Women.. they are akin to the Borg. Whenever you date one, all of them know whats going on. Should that relatonship end badly, they will all know why, and thus killing your chances at another date. Ever. And yet, men can't contain themselves...... they must date women!

Maybe they also have elements of cocaine mixed in. At first, its such a wonderful feeling. But it leaves you hungry for MORE. And more, and more. Until one day, it all ends. Its all gone. It leaves you feeling empty, lost. Searching for more.

In short..... WOMEN ARE EVIL!














(the above was a joke. I love women, espically the one who loves me back)

 

[kgraeme]

Especially watch out for the women with Roy on them. When the Roy is on women it's just a bad, bad sign.

 

[MajesticMoose]

This reminds me of the mathemaical proof that shows what you're claiming. Oh, and if roy (or anyone else) is on top of a women, for christ's sake, get out of the room!!!

m00se

 

[pulse8]

theroy?

 

[gotsmack]

Women are evil.

I was having dinner with my grandparents aunts and 4 female cousins the other day. They were talking about relationships and the reoccuring theme was boy toy of the week and MAKE THEM GIVE TILL IT HURTS.

Thats just evil.

 

[AreaCode707]

It's taken you this long to figure out that women are evil? With slow wits like that, we're justified in taking advantage of you.

 

[b0mbrman]

At what point in time do you think men lost the power in relationships?

I'm sure during the Middle Ages or some time way long ago, men could control what happened in their dealings with women but since then, the fairer sex has definitely taken over...

How? Why? When? ... and how can we get it back?

 

[kgraeme]

<< At what point in time do you think men lost the power in relationships? >>



I haven't lost any power at all. I do choose to share it though.

 

[gopunk]

At what point in time do you think men lost the power in relationships?
How? Why? When? ... and how can we get it back?

i'd say around when feminism came about. actually, after that, when feminism turned into some ugly monstrosity

how do you get it back? dunno, but maybe we shouldn't be so concerned with gaining the advantage, as opposed to equality. the best way, and i practice what i preach, is to just not let women gain an edge on me. if they're starting to get controlling in a relationship, get out. don't let them use sex as some sort of bargaining chip, because they have just as much to gain from it as we do, they're horny too you know.

 

[Alphathree33]

We know that Girls require Time and Money,

Girls = (Time)(Money)

And we know that time is money,

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = (Money)^2

But money is the root of all evil,

Money = SQRT(Evil)

Therefore

Girls = (SQRT(Evil))^2
Girls = Evil

 

[Carbo]

Ya gotta love these posts by virgins. Offering advice and insight on relationships and controlling women. Makes for an amusing read.

 

[SagaLore]

<< We know that Girls require Time and Money,

Girls = (Time)(Money)

And we know that time is money,

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = (Money)^2

But money is the root of all evil,

Money = SQRT(Evil)

Therefore

Girls = (SQRT(Evil))^2
Girls = Evil >>




hahahahah lol rofl that is great